Was 10KM from you.
Knifes in back.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.-aims BFG downwards, Taking You with Me-
I really do do this on real FPS.
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.Nope, sorry, all back attacks are instant kill.
Sweets to melee gear and infinite sprint and takes off.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.LAWL fckin N00bz!!1! i W1ll pWN u al1 cUzZ u SUX 0 RZ B4llz s0 H4rd!!1!1!!!1!
Sprints up Yowuza from behind and knifes.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.g0 fUkK ur m()7her, u Ha X1ng c0ckSuCka!!1!!1!!
Does a full circle and knifes Yowuza in the back again.
Oh hey, three kills, that means a kill streak, which means I can play this music over the server.
Who's ready for more knife?
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Respawns after nuke.
The hell? Nuke is so OP u guys. Switch to Comp rules, k?
Fires a couple of pistol rounds into troper in front of him.
Blargh, I am dead![[/shakespeare]]
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.W00t ammo. Killstreak of 1!
Crap. What's 'change weapon' again?
Unloads an entire shotgun magazine into mmysqueeant.
Teabags mmysqueeant
That'd be Triangle or X.
Knifes.
edited 13th Mar '11 1:35:07 PM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Thanks Usht - oh. I'm dead.
Dammit.
Switches to shotgun, peeks nervously round corner from respawn point.
w00t i aM b/\kK 2 pWn u r37arDeD n00bZ w1tH mAh 1337 sKillZz!!!11!
-fires gun repeatedly while spinning 360 degrees on the spot-
edited 13th Mar '11 1:52:41 PM by Yowuza
Charges Yowuza with a shotgun crying the ages-old warcry of Stop Having Fun Guys everywhere
The control scheme was better in the Beta Versioooooooooooooon!
Huge voice from Quake and UnrealTournament: QUAD DAMAGE
-holds up his sniper rifle surrounded by purple energy-
Time to die.
-Snipes Yowuza, mmysqueeant, Usht and Balmung in the head-
DIE MOTHERFUCK-
-explodes from bot firing rocket launcher at him-
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.fUkK u qU33ro!!1!
-spams pistol-
Knifes Yowuza in the back.
Knifed, bitch!
Runs away.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Bots too? Aww man. You guys aren't even trying to take this seriously.
Snipes Usht in the foot.
Gah. Dammit.
Look like's something afoot
-gets killed by 10 weapons at once for bad joke-
Worth it~
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.Joins the match.
Gets killed in less that 2 seconds by a stray bullet to the head.
Respawns and gets killed by a random grenade.
Respawns again and is exploded by an RPG.
Ah fuck this. I'll compete for the most deaths now. Who's winning?
edited 13th Mar '11 3:36:17 PM by StrikerX3
Me I think. But it's only because these goddamn noobs won't use comp rules! I'm 6th Div goddammit.
Opens up with a flamethrower.
Runs inside a building while wielding a knife.
Funny how I can't kill myself by ignoring common sense. Anyway-
*BOOM*
Killed by a land mine on the way to mmysqueeant's sniping spot.
(using a cloaking device, trying to find players to kill)
I wonder why nobody uses this thing...
Usually here.
I'm a sniper? I'm more than 10 KM from you.
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.