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BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
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#26: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:54:14 AM

[up]I'm a sniper? I'm more than 10 KM from you.

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#27: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:55:38 AM

Was 10KM from you.

Knifes in back.

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BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
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#28: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:56:37 AM

-aims BFG downwards, Taking You with Me-

I really do do this on real FPS.

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#29: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:58:49 AM

Nope, sorry, all back attacks are instant kill.

Sweets to melee gear and infinite sprint and takes off.

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Yowuza Since: Sep, 2010
#30: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:59:29 AM

LAWL fckin N00bz!!1! i W1ll pWN u al1 cUzZ u SUX 0 RZ B4llz s0 H4rd!!1!1!!!1!

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#31: Mar 13th 2011 at 11:00:51 AM

Sprints up Yowuza from behind and knifes.

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
Yowuza Since: Sep, 2010
#32: Mar 13th 2011 at 11:05:42 AM

g0 fUkK ur m()7her, u Ha X1ng c0ckSuCka!!1!!1!!

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#33: Mar 13th 2011 at 11:07:43 AM

Does a full circle and knifes Yowuza in the back again.

Oh hey, three kills, that means a kill streak, which means I can play this music over the server.

Who's ready for more knife?

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#34: Mar 13th 2011 at 12:34:47 PM

Respawns after nuke.

The hell? Nuke is so OP u guys. Switch to Comp rules, k?

Fires a couple of pistol rounds into troper in front of him.

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#35: Mar 13th 2011 at 1:32:34 PM

Blargh, I am dead![[/shakespeare]]

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mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#36: Mar 13th 2011 at 1:33:38 PM

W00t ammo. Killstreak of 1!

Crap. What's 'change weapon' again?

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#37: Mar 13th 2011 at 1:34:35 PM

Unloads an entire shotgun magazine into mmysqueeant.

Teabags mmysqueeant

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#38: Mar 13th 2011 at 1:34:52 PM

[up][up]That'd be Triangle or X.

Knifes.

edited 13th Mar '11 1:35:07 PM by Usht

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mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#39: Mar 13th 2011 at 1:38:04 PM

Thanks Usht - oh. I'm dead.

Dammit.

Switches to shotgun, peeks nervously round corner from respawn point.

Yowuza Since: Sep, 2010
#40: Mar 13th 2011 at 1:51:55 PM

w00t i aM b/\kK 2 pWn u r37arDeD n00bZ w1tH mAh 1337 sKillZz!!!11!

-fires gun repeatedly while spinning 360 degrees on the spot-

edited 13th Mar '11 1:52:41 PM by Yowuza

mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#41: Mar 13th 2011 at 1:59:42 PM

Charges Yowuza with a shotgun crying the ages-old warcry of Stop Having Fun Guys everywhere

The control scheme was better in the Beta Versioooooooooooooon!

BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
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#42: Mar 13th 2011 at 2:06:06 PM

Huge voice from Quake and UnrealTournament: QUAD DAMAGE

-holds up his sniper rifle surrounded by purple energy-

Time to die.

-Snipes Yowuza, mmysqueeant, Usht and Balmung in the head-

DIE MOTHERFUCK-

-explodes from bot firing rocket launcher at him-

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Yowuza Since: Sep, 2010
#43: Mar 13th 2011 at 2:07:34 PM

fUkK u qU33ro!!1!

-spams pistol-

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#44: Mar 13th 2011 at 2:08:35 PM

Knifes Yowuza in the back.

Knifed, bitch!

Runs away.

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#45: Mar 13th 2011 at 2:11:29 PM

Bots too? Aww man. You guys aren't even trying to take this seriously.

Snipes Usht in the foot.

Gah. Dammit.

BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
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#46: Mar 13th 2011 at 2:21:06 PM

[up]Look like's something afootwink

-gets killed by 10 weapons at once for bad joke-

Worth it~

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
StrikerX3 Having a hell of a time! Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Having a hell of a time!
#47: Mar 13th 2011 at 3:35:55 PM

Joins the match.
Gets killed in less that 2 seconds by a stray bullet to the head.
Respawns and gets killed by a random grenade.
Respawns again and is exploded by an RPG.

Ah fuck this. I'll compete for the most deaths now. Who's winning?

edited 13th Mar '11 3:36:17 PM by StrikerX3

mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
StrikerX3 Having a hell of a time! Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Having a hell of a time!
#49: Mar 13th 2011 at 3:47:41 PM

Runs inside a building while wielding a knife.

Funny how I can't kill myself by ignoring common sense. Anyway-

*BOOM*

Killed by a land mine on the way to mmysqueeant's sniping spot.

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#50: Mar 13th 2011 at 3:50:09 PM

(using a cloaking device, trying to find players to kill)

I wonder why nobody uses this thing...

Usually here.

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