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Barcode711 Clutch pedal = sidestep from Uddiyana Since: Apr, 2009
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#1: Mar 4th 2011 at 8:11:45 AM

SANITY WILL GO BANKRUPT

(Differences in what Fast Eddie looks like and what Edward in the movies looks like is justified by the fact that they picked a poor actor to represent the book's Edward.)

edited 4th Mar '11 8:14:40 AM by Barcode711

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ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#2: Mar 4th 2011 at 9:53:43 AM

-waits for Fast Eddie to destroy the thread with great vengeance and furious anger-

-or maybe he'll just chuckle at it-

no one will notice that I changed this
AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#3: Mar 4th 2011 at 10:03:09 AM

Silly.

Fast Eddie's girlfriend is named Becca, not Bella.

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gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#4: Mar 4th 2011 at 10:18:03 AM

Don't be ridiculous.

Fast Eddie has emotions, and actually acts like the semblance of a real person. Edward does not.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#5: Mar 4th 2011 at 10:24:36 AM

what is this i dont even

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Gelzo Gerald Zosewater from the vault Since: Oct, 2009
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#6: Mar 4th 2011 at 11:13:08 AM

Maybe he's a rainbow drinker.

Ruining everything forever.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#7: Mar 4th 2011 at 12:02:46 PM

They're also both named Ed.

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PDown It's easy, mmkay? Since: Jan, 2012
It's easy, mmkay?
#8: Mar 4th 2011 at 10:48:50 PM

Holy crap, this is awesome (ly horrific) and I believe it.

edited 4th Mar '11 10:49:02 PM by PDown

At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
Belial Since: Sep, 2011
#9: Mar 5th 2011 at 12:48:33 AM

Doesn't this count as an attack against one of the mods?

AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#10: Mar 5th 2011 at 6:09:37 AM

^Yes it does.

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Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#11: Mar 5th 2011 at 6:22:15 AM

No. Edward was cool. However, it is an attack to compare Becca to Bella.

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AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#12: Mar 5th 2011 at 6:31:36 AM

Radd, I was contrasting them, not comparing them.

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JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#13: Mar 5th 2011 at 6:49:19 AM

I see no sparkles

edited 5th Mar '11 6:49:32 AM by JethroQWalrustitty

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#14: Mar 5th 2011 at 12:12:11 PM

Who's Becca?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Barcode711 Clutch pedal = sidestep from Uddiyana Since: Apr, 2009
Clutch pedal = sidestep
#15: Mar 5th 2011 at 5:18:44 PM

Jethro: That's because he's not in the sunlight in that photo.

edited 5th Mar '11 5:26:36 PM by Barcode711

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Belial Since: Sep, 2011
#16: Mar 5th 2011 at 5:50:47 PM

No. Edward was cool.

Ahahahahahaha no.

edited 5th Mar '11 5:51:02 PM by Belial

MetaFour Since: Jan, 2001
#17: Mar 6th 2011 at 9:50:23 AM

@Hungry Joe: Becca is Fast Eddie's woman. She posts occasionally in Yack Fest, in the Totally Radical Thread For Crotchety Old Bitches.

dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#19: Mar 7th 2011 at 10:58:51 AM

Don't be silly! wild mass guessHe is obviously a Time Lo-THONK!!!

We apologize for this post, Dontcallmewave has been restrained and sedated.

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stinker Since: Dec, 1969
#20: Mar 9th 2011 at 12:12:36 PM

Fast eddie is a Time Loop?

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Pretty flower
#21: Mar 30th 2011 at 10:33:16 PM

^ I believe it.

#IceBearForPresident
Barcode711 Clutch pedal = sidestep from Uddiyana Since: Apr, 2009
Clutch pedal = sidestep
#22: Mar 31st 2011 at 11:26:24 AM

It'd explain his speed. He moves at (distance/time) and increases the value of (time measurement) for that short period of...time.

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