How?
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!WHAAAAAAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
But,I... what? ._.
Big GrahI think I would remember something like that
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERSilent's gonna kill me now.
Not if I do it first.
-backflips off cliff-
I'm going to stab something
edited 3rd Jan '15 9:58:05 AM by mercuriesandrandomness
My AO3. Results may varyOh crap. I'm a dead man in the afterlife...
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015Pregnant? But, but wait, how are you even... is that - possible? -panics-
This... isn't right at all... *sobs*
... Well, there is a technique for this, but I don't think I did this for several reasons, like HOW WOULD SHE AGREE TO IT?
"Did you expect somebody else?"Huh. This should be interesting...
Nope! No, there's absolutely no freaking way!
I'm pretty sure this is physically impossible...
-insert appropriate signature here-You up for a triple suicide?
Well... there's only one thing for me to do in this situation. -ingests a cyanide pill-
How the hell did I cause this?!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Well uh, crap.
Ffffuuuccckkk...
How is this possible?!
This is sick...
Hobo is going to murder me.
I'm so sorry!
Someone made me drunk again I swear...
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.UNPOSSIBLE!
I told you we should've used a condom.
... oh, heck.
"Did you expect somebody else?"