Feasting with the king would be nice.
BACK IN BUSINESS, BABY!...<insert Lord Of The Rings reference here...I still haven't gotten around to reading the books or seeing the films.>
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.Why is there lava up here when there's none downstairs? Why is there an old lady standing in the bathroom doorway casually tossing voodoo paper dolls into that lava? Why...why am I bothering to question any of this?!?? ESCAPE!
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle....Where am I? Where is anything?
Dammit, this is a big country.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerWHY DID IT HAVE TO BE WALES?
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.I'd take a nap if I can't leave. Screw the end of the semester...
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."My name is not O! Why does everyone keep thinking that whenever they say hi to me?
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle....This place is boring...
Yawn, just another day in my life.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.Wait, where the frak am I?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘That's what I'm wondering.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my petsYour dreams or mine? No, that wasn't a pickup line.
...Wow...It looks like I'm in an index on TV Tropes...Wait, how did I get in an index?
Damn, this place is crazy.
When will this end?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?If I am here... then I can't be there
*paradox occurs and destroys the universe*
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - MediaThis is why I'm late for school.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.Where am I?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
I guess candy mountain is real! Hopefully no one will take my kidney!
-starts eating candy, but is suddenly crushed to death by the falling body of a horse with a white stripe down his face-
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.