ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

If we're going with my idea, I call Palkia.

I guess so.

Pink: <Me too!>

....How did you get here? This is the secret plot talk room.

Pink: <The back door.> -pink points at back door-

We have a back door?

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:05:58 PM by Littlequeen

I shall assume the identity of OLD MAN'S arch nemesis.

Magikarp Salesman: Mua, ha ha ha! My plans for global destruction are running smoothly! And once I destroy all the coffee plants, not even OLD MAN can stop me!

Shoo! Pink, you're not supposed to be here!

Gallade: But I've been here the whole time.

OOOOOOOOUUUUUTTTT!

Gallade: Okay okay, jeez.

- Meanwhile, at Professor Rowan's lab back in Sinnoh -

Hot Stuff: (helping Professor Rowan sort through some papers)

Velvet: (reading the most recent e-mail I sent them) <I am so glad our DS is doing okay!>

Hot Stuff: <Yeah, I was a bit worried about her leaving without us, you know. With her insecurties about letting anyone get too close to her.>

Velvet: <I'm really glad she's doing better now! I'm so happy that she is finally opening up to other humans again.>

Wings: (resting on top of a bookcase) <Yeah, remember during her journey, that she almost never said a word to anyone?>

Silvermist: (swimming in an aquarium) <Oh, I remember that! It was really strange to hear her talk sometimes when she was usually so quiet!>

- In the background, Briar Rose and Sparq can be seen trying to steal some sweets out of Professor Rowan's refridgerator -

Well I'm calling Keldeo then. The second, not the first. He's obviously very busy right now.

Golett: <Give me your money.>

Everybody just get out! And close the door!

Pink: <WAAAAAA!> -pink leaves room and goes back to story-

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:07:55 PM by Littlequeen

Okay, I have to go to bed now!

Goggles: <Yeah, she'll see you all tomorrow!>

Goggles, get out of here. And yeah, see you tomorrow!

Palkia: -admiring herself in a mirror, attempting to gauge how much weight she has lost- IF ONLY I WERE BETTER WITH NUMBERS...

OLD MAN, Pokegod of Trainers and the unknowing creator of Missingno.

OLD MAN: -Arrives in the jungle, near an old ruin- I really think we should visit Mew.

Weedle Prime: <That would be good.>

OLD MAN: -Looks in the ruins, spots Deoxys- Looks like one of the foreigners is in there.

Weedle Prime: <Should we give him the old Poison Sting?>

OLD MAN: Let's see what he does first.

I see a crack in the forth wall. JANE THE FIRTH WALL CRACKED!

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:11:17 PM by Littlequeen

Good night, DS.

Don't forget that Deoxys is female

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:10:46 PM by BadWolf21

Good night DS, and hello to everyone else. I see I missed quite a bit while I was in Biology.

-Meanwhile, Magikarp Salesman is flying toward those same ruins using his own extradimensional power-

Magikarp Salesman: With the power in that temple, I can raze the earth with an army of Gyarados!

Yes, Deoxys is a girl. The Latin American Dub said so.

Deoxys: <Hey MEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! Are you around here? Olly Olly Oxen Free!>

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:12:03 PM by CalamityJane

-cements crack in forth wall in- Much better.

Keldeo: My Little Blitzle! My Little Blitzle... -Hums the rest of the song.-

Virizion: <Keldeo! Not now! I'm trying to read my book.>

-Within Tagg's box-

Cobalt: <And that's how we defeated Missingno.>

Muddy the Swampert: <And here I thought some of the stuff we did in Hoenn was crazy.>

OLD MAN: It looks like um... She's looking for Mew too.

Weedle Prime: <He won't find Mewtwo here, he should try Celedon City>

OLD MAN: -Spots the Magikarp Salesman- YOU! -Dramatic point!-

Keldeo: <Oops! Sorry Miss Virizion...Oh! Can I go and play on the Moor? Pleeeease?>

Deoxys: -lifts up a building in search of Mew. Not finding her, she casually tosses it aside and continues loking, causing random explosions, a lot of property damage, and a couple of blank stares-

-Meanwhile-

Virizion: <Why yes, of course. No Roderick, don't do it! Angelique loves you and the Subspace Rocket Ship will detonate in three hours if you do!>

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:18:48 PM by CalamityJane

M.S.: What? YOU! OLD MAN, you've foiled my schemes for the last time! Not even you can prevent me from destroying this pitiful world this time!

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:18:33 PM by Anomalocaris20

-is eating popcorn- This movie is okay.