ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers:
Riptide: ONE OF THESE DAYS, ASSHOLE! ONE OF THESE DAYS!
edited 19th Aug '11 4:44:41 AM by PippingFool
edited 19th Aug '11 5:18:35 AM by Slouch
edited 19th Aug '11 5:45:13 AM by Luke924
Sootopolis Harbor, Lelouch's Flagship, Dawn-the Dragonite arrives back on the deck- Scyther: <Sir! Lilycove has fallen, with a stubborn resistance holding out in an old submerged base to the northeast.> Lelouch: <Well, start drilling in; I'm sure they'll see fit to capitulate when the sea is on our side.> Scyther: <Drills were standing by, sir!> Lelouch: Oh... I had better remember to not underestimate my forces... could lead to trouble later. <Excellent job. And Mossdeep?> Scyther: -looks uncomfortable- <the fleet has at present been arrested by a large pod of Wailord; they haven't reached the city yet.> Lelouch: -frowns- <Keep me posted. Anything else?> Scyther: <Multiple watchmen swear they've seen the Black Scyther ninjaing around Sootopolis. Other than that, > Lelouch: Ugh. She's going to ruin everything if she continues to fail to adhere strictly to the plan... <Keep watch, then. Meanwhile, I must speak to our technicians regarding the device.> -heads belowdecks-
Quest Island, North Shore-a boat remains anchored at the coast- Researcher #1: Okay, shouldn't they be back by now? Researcher #2: I-I-I don't want to look for them! Researcher #3: Ugh... we should ask HQ, I guess. Maybe we can actually reach a human this time... Nah. But we've nothing else to do... -activates the boat's shortwave packet radio, broadcasting a hail for PEFE-
edited 19th Aug '11 7:57:46 AM by Luke924
Goldenrod Underground, two hours ago.-While Magneton and me fiddle with some pipes and wires, the other Pokémon watch with varying degrees of interest- Maekrite (ears flattened) — <I still don't get what you are doing...> Magnemite (blinks in patterns) — <It's not hard to grok, really.> — tries to send an electricity pulse through some of the wires — <Hmmm, not this one, either.> — Just like a Nidoran colony, Maekrite, human colonies have networks of communication between its members. Maekrite — <...hey! That little even I know.> -Pokéteco pecks the Nidorino and the two of them begin arguing for a while- — ...However, unlike the messengers or screeches, we don't actually need to physically carry the information from the target to the destination. Maekrite — <What, you mean like teleporting information?> — Something like that, yes... but I can't reach any of the emergency relays here. -Suddenly there are some sounds coming from one of the pipes, Pokéteco and Venomoth open it to reveal a small troop of Nidoran and Rattata- 38% Rattata — <...Hey! What is going on here?> Pokéteco — <What are you doing here?> Pale Nidoran — <We were asked by the Army to check the underground...> 22% Rattata — <And we noticed some noises and sparks coming from the tunnels.> -Maekrite steps forwards- Maekrite — <Wait, the army is here? How is the battle going?> 38% Rattata — <...What battle?> -The troop narrates to us how the city has been taken by surprises, how the buildings and structured are destroyed by beams apparently from nowhere, the hospital is taken, and that the army branch from the south hasn't arrived to the city yet for some reason- — ...Wonder if they are sending teleporting troops to target our infrastructure. Pokéteco — <...If it was that way, our Xatu and Noctowl allies would detect them... although they are fairly low-level...> -I produce the pictures- — Let's forget that. Look, all of you. Where is the army stationed? Pale Nidoran — <Route 35, off the tall grass, I think.> -I hand over the pictures to the leading Nidoran- — Take these pictures to the army stationed there. Tell them I sent this, these are the people who must be saved from the city, as soon as possible. -The Rattatas and Nidorans examine the photos- 22% Rattata — <...Dude, they're blank.> Nidoran (snorts) — <Don't worry, I know what to do with them.> Maekrite — <Good luck.> -As the troop departs, Magneton and I move to another data trunk trying to connect to either the Nidocave or the Pokémon Center.- ...
Goldenrod City in the Present-A troop of Nidorans drag a cart of berries through a back alley to the entrance of the Radio Tower- Nidoran♀ (points to the laundry chute of the tower) — <Resupply the Nildrow! Resupply!> -While groups of Nidoran start carrying the berries up, an advance team composed of five Nidorin@ in armor, two Ariados and a Snubbull enter the building through a back door to try and provide a cover for the birds- Nidorina Leader — <OK, Arc Troopers! Detect!> -The Nidorinos and Nidorinas use their senses to detect the apparent location of the krows and attackers, and report to their leader as they go up- Nidorina Leader — <You! Stairwell!> — points to one direction, the Snubbull leaping there via some chairs — <Hurt 'krows on the Lobby!> — points there, and two Nidorina and a Nidorino are lifted to the elevator via Ariados silk — <The rest, with me to the cabin of the talking woman!>
Conrad: <We need to fall back! We're getting slaughtered!> Crowley: <WE CAN'T! We can keep them back!> -Crowley fires a Dark Pulse at a Charizard flying overhead, causing it to crash.- Oliver: <It's no good, boss! We've lost too many Krows already! If we don't move back soon, they'll wipe all of us out!> Crowley: <...Fine. RETREAT! ALL KROWS, FALL BACK!> -Crowley and his Krows back away from the advancing Pokémon, holding them at bay with various attacks, and taking any mons out where they can.-
PEFE HQTangent:Incoming call? What is- Researcher #3: HQ?! We've actually gotten a human this time? Tangent: Huh? Oh, another research team left high and dry by that computer? Researcher #3: I gues- HEY! Aren't you... here? Tangent: ...what? Researcher #3: You and Doctor Tagg! You detoured our boat to Quest Island and went off to do stuff there yesterday! Tangent: Umm... I don't know about Tagg, but I am definitely here. Been here. Researcher #3: Look, here's a random video one of us took... -screen shows "Tagg" and "Tangent" on the boat deck, looking at the islands with interest- Tangent: 'That's not Tagg's body language... and neither of them are saying anything... Impostor- oh, great. Just like the Gym Leaders?! <Ugh. I need to contact Tagg to figure this out... I didn't get to hear where they last set off to, though...> <Keep the connection open, I might have to get back to you.>
At The Nidoran Colony, some minutes ago-There is a meeting at Ring-1 between some members of the Army, messengers, breeders and elders, as well as supporting species and a guest Espeon from Ecruteak. One or two Owsla are there too, camouflaged by the sheer numbers- "No one saw anything!" "...My mate! He's dead too!" "It's just a BOOM! Then the buildings are destroyed!" "Is it true that Rize's wing is lost?" "Can't be a teleportation... you guys would have detected it right?" "We haven't got news from the south either..." "How come when I flew there today everyone was walking around calmly?" "We are stationed and ready to go, but we simply don't know where or for what!" -Worried, Mayonaka grabs a piece of a Lairon armor and then pounds it on the ground- Mayonaka — <Order...! Order! I SAID ORDER!!!!> — pounds the Lairon hide so hard that it cracks. "..." "*gulp*" Mayonaka — <Whatever this enemy is, we can't fight it without intelligence. We need to gather more info, and for that we need Silent. Where the heck is he?> Guard — <We lost track of him when we sent Pokéteco to ask for the humans, but we know he is in the city somewhere.> Another Guard — <A team was called by Maekrite last night near the supplies building, so surely he's near there...> -Mayonaka growls, then a messenger comes close and tells her something to the ear- Mayonaka — <Everyone prepare to move! We have some of the things we need!> — to a random messenger who pops out from the shadows — <You! Send these to Vinollo!> — hands over the pictures. -Taisho steps forward after analyzing some information and addresses his people- "As for the Army, your orders are to set up a protection wall along Rt. 35. Nothing foreign can cross. Help wild mons from the city escape to the temples of the north and the National Park." "YES SIR!"
Some Minutes Later in a Clearing-A Snubbull walks to a Nidorina sitting there. He carries a bag with some stuff. Following from behind, a Nidorino in armor walks calm, although his mind is in turmoil- Snubbull — <Roa? Are you ready?>
-the Messenger Murkrow flies to the Entralink- Messenger Murkrow: <Boss! Boss! Big news!> Felis: <What is it this time?> Messenger Murkrow: <The army, they're going to invade Kanto and Johto and Hoenn!> Felis: <Oh, that's just fascinating. Why should I care about this again? Actually, wait. This might be a good time to strike...except, no. That pig is still on the loose. It's a good time for him to strike against Scolipede and Liepard, and then we mop up whatever's left after that. Simple, really.> Messenger Murkrow: <So what do you want me to tell the troops, boss?> Felis: <Have them stick to the same plan as before.> Messenger Murkrow: <Yes, boss!> -flies off-
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