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Cyllage City

Jacques: Hmmph! Gaiath, your time to shine!

Jacques throws an ultra ball too the ground, releasing a Gorlurk who stretches after being released.

Gaiath: <I am ready to serve you, m'lord!>

Jacques: Use Phantom Force Gaiath!

Gaiath disappears from sight

Cleo: Khepri! Switch in for BILLY MAYS!

Jacques: I wouldn't act so quickly de Nile.

Gaiath absorbs it's Power Herb and strikes Khepri down to only around 2 HP.

Khepri: <Khepri is in a lot of trouble here... But still, Khepri has been able to peservere due to HIS. SHEER. 'AWESOME!>

Cleo switches in her Volcarona for her Exploud

BILLY MAYS: -Wearing a silly pair of yellow and red glasses- <HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH CHOICE SPECS! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO DEAL WITH OPPONENTS WITH EASE.>

Jacques: Pssh! You're pipe organ can't lay a finger on my Gorlur-

Cleo: Boomburst

BILLY MAYS amplifies his voice

BILLY MAYS: <ARE GHOST TYPES GIVING YOU A BAD DAY? WELL WITH THE SCRAPPY ABILITY YOU CAN BLAST THROUGH THEM WITH EASE! NO MORE NEED TO WASTE YOUR TIME SWITCHING IN TO MONS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT! JUST SET UP AND GO!>

Due to his ability and his boost from the Choice Specs. The Gorlurk goes down faster than you can say "Order now, get one free!"

Jacques: -Recalling Gaiath- ...

Cleo: Did you forget that Exploud gets Scrappy?

Maison de Callone

Everyone: ...

Cupid: <...Wow.>

Dashedreams City

   Noir   :    ...Here's a crazy idea Fawkes. Why don't we just, I dunno, use those cookies to take over the world or something like that rather than focus on creating a cookie obsessed hivemind? And thanks for dragging me away from my hair fixing. Twas appreciated.   

edited 12th Dec '13 6:51:47 PM by PippingFool

Merasmus: <Your team seems very fond of me...why?>

Merasmus became confused!

Erm...well, Shadow Ball again!

-Merasmus, somehow, smacks himself upside the head-

Ren: Well eventually, yes. But right now I only have a little less than 7 yards of cloth.

edited 12th Dec '13 6:49:12 PM by keys2tkingdom

Gateon Center

Ah.

-Beat-

So I take it Crewe's using Obscura a tiny bit now?

Selene giggles. <Why do they always fall for that?> She chains Calm Mind to a Shadow Ball herself.

Gateon Port

-A certain Clefable is wandering, and might happen upon a certain Gothitelle's battle.-

-the Shadow Ball crits-

Merasmus: <...but how? Catherine and I...we have...awareness of the fo->

-he faints-

Okay...

-he picks up Hildegarde's ball-

I apologize in advance.

Gateon Center

-Crewe nods-

Yeah. It's harder to control so I can't use it as much as I used to… but I can use it some.

Gateon Lighthouse

Diane: Here we go~!

-And they SCIENCED into the next five or so minutes.-

Relic Forest

Ellen: Alas. Unfortunately, I wasn't here either. Something I regret somewhat. Oh well.

-She turns to the Heatran-

Ellen: Anyway, it's been an honor meeting you, Ta-Karda. Perhaps we'll meet again some time in the future.

-She Phantom Forces away.-

Psyche grits her teeth. ~She's a Shadow, isn't she? This going to hurt.~

Gateon Lighthouse

Deziree: Indeed!

-The Science was indeed glorious.-

Relic Forest

Heatran: <Quite an interesting group, this is...>

Gateon Center

Well, I guess you're back to where you were last year. Sort of.

-Palutena yawns, falling asleep in Straw's arms-

Aurora:<Aww, she's so cute when she's asleep. >

-Joseph shakes his head-

She's not a Shadow...anymore. The best part about that, though?

-he sends her out-

Hildegarde: <Why hello there psychic girl how are you you remind me of that girl a few centuries ago she was a real iron lady and no mistake anyway here I go get ready!>

-she floats around before using Shadow Ball, still jabbering-

She was silent.

Ren: Crewe is getting practice maintaining her obscura, and I get some Rather unique fabric. So about 7 yards in five days. I'd say that's a pretty good start.

Psyche blinks. ~She's... So... Cute~~

Selene grits her teeth, as she's slid back from the Shadow Ball. <Cacophonous, you mean.>

She uses Payback!

Gateon Lighthouse

-One SCIENCE later, the two are done-

Diane: All righty then! With any luck, all you need to do now is convince him to go back into it very briefly. Just to biolock the second identity-check.

And now for somewhere completely different.

-Ellen appears...-

-And after a few seconds, she lets out a squee of joy.-

Ellen: I finally got to meet a Heatran! And he wasn't trying to kill me this time!

-She happily walks off into the distance-

Gateon Port

-Selene covers her ears at Hildegarde's Motor Mouth.-

Selene: >=

Gateon Port, Lighthouse

Deziree: I'm sure he wouldn't mind if we explained it. He's very reasonable, especially compared to the stories people tell of the Legendaries that they've met.

-She stores her tools as she takes out Dune's bomber jacket and wraps herself in it to keep away the chill evening wind.-

edited 12th Dec '13 7:03:27 PM by 0blivionmobile

Teresa and Lucy are wandering around somewhere.

Gateon City

-Crow, who is wandering around with Akim'bleer, runs into Teresa-

Akim'bleer: <Hey, dudes.>

Crow: "Hey, Teresa. Haven't seen you in a while."

-indicating Lucy- "And who's this?"

edited 12th Dec '13 7:06:22 PM by crowlover

Cyllage City

Jacques: Fuck... Well here goes nothing.

Jacques sends out an Aegislash.

Aegislash: ...

Due to the Choice Specs, Cleo doesn't need to order BILLY MAYS around.

BILLY MAYS: <'''EVEN RESISTED ATTACKS FROM CHOICE SPECS DO A TON OF DAMAGE LOOK->

The Boomburst clears off half of the ghost sword's health.

BILLY MAYS: <LOOK AT THAT! THAT WAS CLEAN 50% DAMAGE TAKEN BY THAT AEGISLASH. CALL RIGHT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A SECOND BEATING ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT'S TWO BEATINGS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, YOU CANT GET A BETTER DEAL ON THAT ANYWHERE!>

Jacques: Aegislash! Sacred Sword

The Aegislash changes his stance and attacks BILLY MAYS. BILLY MAYS bearly survives the attack.

Cleo: And the battle's in the bag! Finish him off!

BILLY MAYS: <IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES. YOU'LL GET A SPECIAL DEAL! WE'LL THROW IN ANOTHER FREE BEATING. THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, THREE FREE BEATINGS IF YOU CALL IN RIGHT NOW! DEALS LIKE THESE SELL THEMSELVES!>

The attack is enough to destroy the Aegislash.

Aegislash: 3@ -Faints-

Jacques: ...

Announcer: AND THE WINNER FOR THE CYLLAGE CUP 2ND QUARTER FINALS IS CLEO DE NILE!

There is a cheer from the crowd as Cleo walks out. Waving and blowing kisses the the spectators in the seats. Meanwhile, Jacques slips out, unnoticed.

Jacques: Always at the same point... Am I just not cut out for this?

Maison de Callone

Amber cheers Cleo on.

Amber: Woo! That was an awesome battle!

Remy: -Nods- I feel sorry for that Jacques guy though. He got beaten by a de Nile. A true tragedy.

Amber: -Picks up Cupid and hugs him- I wouldn't mind meeting her! She's sooooo cool!

Remy: ...Well. I lack your enthusiasm for her...

edited 12th Dec '13 7:23:53 PM by PippingFool

Tohoku Region Analogue

-To Maggie-

We're making excellent time, we should make it in three days as opposed to the six it normally takes on foot.

Teresa waves. "Hai, Crow! This is Lucy~ I caught her in the desert a couple of weeks ago."

Lucy nods. ~Lucille Cain, at your service.~ She opens her eyes and looks at Crow. ~FUKUROU. WHY ARE YOU HERE?~

edited 12th Dec '13 7:17:55 PM by conflictedpsyches

Tohoku Region Analogue

Maggie: "Oh, good."

"We going anywhere in particular in Sinnoh, then? The Cathedral, maybe?"

Gateon Port

Crow: "Oh, huh."

-to Lucy- "Hm... Cain, ...Would the names Bert or Titan mean anything to you?"

"...And wait, who's Fukurou?"

Tohoku Region Analogue

-Record scratch-

Who told you about that place? I could've sworn I scrubbed that information from the producers minds using the Orb, not that they'd even be able to find it anyway.

edited 12th Dec '13 7:28:21 PM by rmctagg09

Tohoku Region Analogue

Maggie: "...Actually, I heard about that on the news."