Sir, you don't understand... I only dress so skimpily because I don't have any other clothes. And sir, I have teeth on my-
Usually here.
Calendar enthusiast
RRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ukrainian Red Cross
Poyo!
Nice dancing, poyo!
New RP!
"Huh. Who the hell stole my viagra?" (casts some vicious spell on the thief)
edited 6th Feb '11 6:22:42 AM by Korodzik
Teeny hat.
I let Blade have one room on the Halberd, one, and he turns it into a strip club?
At least he had the decency to fill it with human women, Dreamlanders don't have legs.
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
...Wait, I'm to get n-naked? Oh god it's happening all over again! Waaaaaah! >.<
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I got lost on my way back to the shop, and went in here to ask for directions. But now I'm just confused... Why are all these girls dancing without their clothes on?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
0_.
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
IT'S S............E..............X..............Y......... NESS.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
I hate poledancers. Why must I give them money?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
ii faiil two 2ee the attractiion here.
Wh-why are the ladys dancing without clo-cloths on!? ( O A O ;)
edited 7th Feb '11 3:33:28 PM by daisy
I am a very picky girl
I hate this club. Those ladies should just bother someone else.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
-lights a cigarette-
-chikorita has a face mixed with shocked, seprised and emberased-
edited 7th Feb '11 3:37:30 PM by daisy
I am a very picky girl(onstage, wearing a tube top and short skirt)
See this? I'm not wearing anything else. Nothing. Else.
Usually here.
-sees Awesome Zombie onstage-
The infection spread here? I would have guessed...
edited 7th Feb '11 4:20:03 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I can't find my way out of here...
-Climbs up on stage and starts asking strippers how to get out of here-
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."Oh, I don't have anything... contagious.
Usually here.
You know... for being infected, you don't seem to be threatening me... -places a five dollar note onstage-
Doesn't mean I still don't hate you... I still only like my vest.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
-Walks across stage, still looking confused-
Umm... Zombie person? I can't find my way out of here...
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."The only way out is to get or give "services"... the bouncers will kill ya if you don't.
edited 7th Feb '11 4:23:31 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
-Blink-
What do you mean?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
New RP!