Some say P. Diddy caused 9/11

P.Diddy let the dogs out.

P. Diddy will stand up and walk out on Billy Shears.

edited 14th Sep '16 1:40:51 AM by GrafVonTirol

P. Diddy is responsible for the censorship policies of Youtube.

P. Diddy finds alt. right wingers and whispers "SJWs did it! They did it all!" in their ears while they sleep.

P. Diddy convinced 4kids to start dubbing anime.

P Diddy convinced Disney to kill Han.

P Diddy attempted to endorse My Immortal as an uncensored movie franchise.

He also tried the same for Sonichu, before eventually backing down.

Ah, edited.

edited 21st Sep '16 3:12:01 AM by RandomWriter413

P.Diddy is the one that forces Ash to lose the Pokemon League time and time again. By threatening to kill Ash's mom.

Uh, buddy, George Lucas had nothing to do with The Force Awakens.

P. Diddy went to Disney World and didn't feel any magic.

P.Diddy suggested to Trump that he should attempt to steal Iraq's oil.

P.Didddy sent all of the emails to YandereDev.

edited 23rd Sep '16 5:40:05 PM by randomtroper89

Isn't that Bush that want Iraq's oil?

P.Diddy impersonated Czar Nicholas II, and had the Czar's family killed by the Bolsheviks.

P. Daddy personally murdered Grand Duchess Anastasia, then spread rumors that she's merely missing. Said rumors lasted decades.

edited 23rd Sep '16 7:54:29 PM by GrafVonTirol

No, actually.

P.Diddy was in charge of balancing the Grille 15 and Skorpion G.

P.Diddy didn't show up for his shift in Chernobyl before the incident happened. He had one job!

P. Diddy created Helen Keller jokes.

P. Diddy Blinded, deafened, and muted Helen Keller.

P. Diddy is responsible for Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton being the nominees.

P. Diddy convinced the Supreme Court to make Bush president.

P. Diddy is delaying Attack On Titan 2.

P. Diddy convinced the creator of Danganronpa's Future Arc to kill Kirigiri.

Why does Greg Ayers have such an annoying voice? He yelled at P. Diddy too often.

P. Diddy convinced Alabama, Kentucky, and Texas county officials not to recgonize same sex marriage.

P. Diddy broke up Bradgelina. (Any relatively long term celebrity relationship had to have ended by means as nefarious as his.)

Chuck Norris isn't the reason Waldo is hiding, P.Diddy is.

P. Diddy is the show runner for Family Guy. He was also the show runner for Spongebob Squarepants during seasons 6, 7, and 8.

P. Diddy cancelled Firefly.

P. Diddy convinced Disney not to accept The Nightmare before Christmas as part of the official canon, but instead the forgetful Dinosaur.

P. Diddy made Weird Al guest star on Ten Titans Go as Darkseid.

P. Diddy killed both Tupac AND Biggie.

P. Diddy introduces child stars to drugs, and is the reason most of them end up so...awful.

Eric and Dylan weren't motivated to shoot their classmates by Marilyn Manson, but by P. Diddy.

P. Diddy wrote the theme song to The Nutshack.

P. Diddy voted yes on Proposition 8.

P. Diddy runs conversion therapy camps. The 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001% times it does work is when P. D Iddy himself scares them straight.

P. Diddy is responsible for the fact that Uta No Prince Sama has four seasons, while other, more deserving anime in the same genre like Is This A Zombie don't.

P. Diddy is responsible for Chris Brown's career.

P. Diddy convinced Max Martin to write I Want It That Way with nonsensical lyrics.

P. Diddy fought the law and he won.

P. Diddy bought Draco his leather pans.

P. Diddy convinced George Mucus to make Greedo shoot first.

The hunter that killed Bambi's mom wasn't Judge Doom or Gaston, it was P. Diddy.

edited 27th Sep '16 5:23:43 PM by Smasher

You left out P.Diddy giving guns to Gavrilo Princip, John Wilkes Booth, and Lee Harvey Oswald.

P. Duffy convinced Cinder to kill Pyrrah.

P. Diddy sunk the Titanic, the Edmund Fitzgerald and the Arizona.

P. Diddy ruined the Franklin Expedition.

P. Diddy got Trump elected.

P. Diddy cancelled all the great kids cartoons.

P.Diddy caused the Anti-Trump Protests to turn into Riots.

P. Diddy summoned Cthulhu.

P. Diddy convinced companies to start using pop-up ads.