Lizard Metabolism
May you rest in peace, twisted creature. Umbasa.
How do lizards fly?
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Weakling! You should have trained more before facing me!
Into Oblivion
Axel: "Now, you're roast beef. ...Wait."
Roxas: (crying manly tears while he keeps hitting him)
Xion: (unsure of the morality of her actions)
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Your sore on your body.
rip person above me, your family is DEAD.
I'm a derpysore, I might be on your shin or your arm.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
"And now, bordering into overkill, Ice-Eyes Glacial Triplet Dragon! Attack with Glacial Beam of Avalanches! There's no way you can survive this attack!"
= Beat =
"That'll be 1,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 Cion. Or in South African currency, 5 cents. Silly inflation... huh? Hey, are you listening to me? ... Okay, I think I may have gone way overkill here... sorry! ^^; "
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
-sitting with a blanket thrown over him, listening to calming music, and sipping a hot beverage. The others are trying to work out the best way to break it to him-
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
"...Poor guy. Both of them."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Lizard Metabolism
(laughs, just keeping on beating the dead body with her umbrella)
How do lizards fly?
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
"Ice-Eyes Glacial Dragon! Has just! Attacked! With Ice-Eyed Ray of Demise!"
"Your life is worth 5 South African cents. Or 1,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 Cion, wherever the heck Cion gets used..."
(Flame-Ice-Eyes Glacial Volcanic Dragon... is not needed. In fact, I hate you both for killing—)
= casts a spell to put Lavitka to sleep =
= ties Lavitka up =
At the heart of the world...
Well, I didn't mean to go that far, but now, they're at least quiet.
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
"Did that sting? Saw-ry!" -Medic.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
The Protagonist
These clones are getting real annoying...
Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
(... My parents will be mad at me...)
= goes to police and confesses her crime of homicide =
Glory to Arachnos
"And this,is what happens when you dare fight with a great mage of house Telvanni! now....DROVAS,get this body out of here will you,I'd rather not have my experiments be interrupted by the smell of a dead woman!"
-Spider Lizard Noises-
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
That guy's magic is really something... But mission is complete! All squadrons, return to me at once!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Sorry about that. You still put up a good fight, though.
I'd rather it didn't end up coming to this, but... you left me no choice.
edited 7th May '15 9:46:59 PM by IchigoMontoya
Apparently Not Dead
I had no choice. They were going to turn me over to the authorities for stealing that thing.
-insert appropriate signature here-
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
(... ugh, poor guy. Self-defense, but still... did I have to combine the three elements of Fire, Ice and Psychic? Did his corpse have to get so brutally mangled that even Mom would freak out?)
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Glory to Arachnos
"DIE ELF DIE ELF DIE ELF DIE ELF DIE ELF...wait...no pointy ears..not an elf...oh.."
-Spider Lizard Noises-
Now a lurker. See you at the forums.
edited 8th May '15 11:55:39 PM by Tomodachi
To win, you need to adapt, and to adapt, you need to be able to laugh away all the restraints. Everything holding you back.
Goddess of Nature
"No...I wouldn't kill an innocent..." -Kohaku
"Naraku!" -Sango
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Lizard Metabolism
...self-defense. It was only self-defense...
How do lizards fly?
I like noises.
Oh golly! I thought for sure he was already a corpse!
Nonsense is better than no sense at all.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Hmmmm... A little Undercooked if you asked me... (Burps)
Train! Overcome your frailty of body and mind, and challenge me again when we meet in hell.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours