Of all the things to destroy an economy...
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerWell to make an omelet...
"'Tonight you will get you dick ripped off.'...Well that doesn't sound very right, does it?"-I type CONVERT THIS!-
-appears, smites the pony with a bolt of lightning-
I now go by Graf von Tirol."Convert THIS!"
= does a Dragon Age: Origins-style finishing attack =
She reminded me a lot of Calia, love.
Indeed. She seemed nice though...
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015They were delicious...
Fool. Did you honestly think you had a chance against me?
-decapitates-
SSDD...
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.... -sniffs in disgust-
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Oh shit did I run over someon-YUCK!
Wait, the truck was alive?
-burp-
There's something insignificant written here, but because it's insignificant, you didn't read it.TARGET: DESTRUCTION |
DESTRUCTION RATE |
100% |
PERFECT |
DESTRUCTION BONUS |
100000 |
DESTRUCTION RATE BONUS |
100000 |
YOU DIED
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.VICTORY ACHIEVED
Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation.Go back where you belong. In my belly.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy."This is the last time I download programs off of the internet."
...
...I'm the best.
Big GrahKYO!
Just because he has crazy red hair, DOESN'T make him a Mamodo!
Even with these awkward wings, dyed with images that seem to stay. I'm sure we can fly, on my love! 3DS Friend Code: 2809-9138-8756"Foolish human child..."
The nine realms are better off now that I've slain you, foul beast.
"By fire, be purged!"
= Beat =
"Er... by ice, be frozen!"
Dunkzodia, Obliterate!
Cortex should take a 12-step plan off a 10-step pier...Well, at least he was evil.
Even with these awkward wings, dyed with images that seem to stay. I'm sure we can fly, on my love! 3DS Friend Code: 2809-9138-8756
...what?! WHAT?! I'm sorry....
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