Foil the above poster's eeeevil plan.

Unfortunately, the bullying is forced on the ladies now.

I'll make everyone play Sonic 06! I'm that twisted!

The suckiness of "Rise of Lyric" is so potient, it makes '06 feel like playing Sonic Adventure.

I will write an epic poem

It takes so long to write one long enough to be on an epic scale by the standards of modern technology that the heroes are able to find you and take your pen.

I shall adjust every cake recipe to give a cooking time 15 minutes longer than it should, thus making all the cakes overcooked.

I take the cakes out for 15 minutes, then put them back in.

I shall create an eeevil plan!

I shall play loud music until you stop making a evil plan.

I will punch you in the face.

My face is made of steel. You'll break your hand.

I send the moon into a collision course with the Earth

I will use reverse polarity to force it back into space.

"I'm gonna SLAM, but first, I gotta JAM!"

edited 29th Nov '14 4:35:04 PM by KingKix

I write a blistering critique of Space Jam, destroying your motivation.

I will breed the most adorable animal imaginable to distract everyone while I Take Over the World.

I lure them away on another, habitable planet.

Using this machine, I will force everyone but me to read Kit n Kay Boodle!

I sabotage the machine so that everyone force you into reading it non-stop.

I'll transform into the King of the fishes, lure my fellow aquatic wildlife into a massive army and conquer the Surface !

Sun destroys every single one of them. The whales die from being too big.

Ho-ho-ho! I shall convert everyone in the world to the Gods of Yiff, make them accept our dominance and greatness, and have everyone have constant public sex while on Boinkberries!

Seriously, that's Kit n Kay Boodle's heroes to you, in a nutshell.

I'd shoot you before you could do it. Sometimes the most effective method is the simplest one.

I'm gonna pollute the oceans with SUPER AIDS, thus making water unsafe to drink!

I'm going to force you into making an ULTRA vaccine and inject it into the water... but not before making sure that it truly is a vaccine by giving you that SUPER AIDS and giving the vaccine to you to see if it works.

I'll use my switcher ability to transform all the leaders of Earth into gorillas, and I'll become king of the gorillas, allowing me to use them as proxies to rule the world !

edited 17th Dec '15 8:36:45 AM by Bolded1

I use your own machine against you and turn you into a gorilla before anyone else can be turned as well.

I'll unleash two Zombie viruses, the first for the slower moving ones that'll infect quick and help whittle down the population a little, then the second for the much faster Rage-like zombies that will tear through the populations, killing them all.

I create a vaccine/cure. Then rig it for aerial dispersal. The military rigs their aircraft to do so, and the plagues are quickly cured.

I'm going to make people obey me by using a form of mind-control that links obedience with pleasure and positive emotions, thus leaving the rest of the world in Happiness in Slavery to me.

edited 17th Dec '15 5:02:06 PM by MicoolTNT

One bullet to the head oughta deal with that pesky mind control. Oh, and the gunman's a robot, so he'll be immune to the mind control.

I'm so gonna purchase 11 items at a 10-item grocery count today.

edited 17th Dec '15 4:55:02 PM by IchigoMontoya

I point out that the sign is actually one of those that says "About 10 items" and then below in smaller font it says No limit

i steal all the worlds punctuation and capital letters

I install auto-punctuation.

I just want to eat at a trendy restaurant.

Closed down for rat infestation.

I'll cover my sleves with gold paint.

BUMP

Everyone thinks it looks stupid.

I'm going to clone locusts until I have a swarm big enough to cover the entire planet!

I'm going to simply use pesticides on your locusts, before poking you until you decide you've had enough, and surrendered.

I'm going to destabilize the American Government into anarchy, using people disguised as presidential candidates, with plastic surgery! NEYHEHEH.

I convince everyone not to vote and then throw your plan into economic chaos!

I'm going to invent magic carpet rugs and use them to bomb the pentagon and steal your wives!

I put in bugs to eat the fabric of the carpet.

I plan to get the Venom Symbiote and use it to wreck havok.

Comics aren't real, lil' boy.

I'm going to ruin all your dreams and fill them with spiders!