"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
What? Who the hell are you? You're a girl, and you're younger then I am, why are you kissing me?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yayifications! I sold my katana for 5,500 p-*kissed*
Umm... thanks. ^///^
edited 20th Jan '11 7:01:08 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Well, just bought a-*Is kissed*
Why did you do that?
edited 20th Jan '11 7:04:49 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Stupid human, or whatever you are! Get off of me, or suffer pain that I read in those dirty online novels!
edited 20th Jan '11 7:13:23 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
Welcome to Rece- umm... why are you a zombie and-*kissed*
-feeling very shocked-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Alright, buying from here aga-*Kissed*
Why did you kiss me again? I'm not a lesbian.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yayifications, I just sold a-*kissed again*
Umm... why just now?
edited 20th Jan '11 7:18:31 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I... uh.... Why did I do that right after asserting I'm not a lesbian....?
-*Is kissed*
Why did you do that now?!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Believe
Welcome to Recettear. Can I-*kissed*
-'o'-
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Huh... since this comes out often... umm... no, I'm not making a pairing out of this... >.<
edited 20th Jan '11 7:22:50 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
No, that would be weird. This right here is funny, though.
Well, you've got another customer, so-*Is kissed*
Will you stop that?!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I guess I'm being affected by your Moeness or something, because-*Is kissed yet again*
Okay, really now?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Well I-*kissed once again*
-feels very uncomfortable, Tear tries to comfort her-
edited 21st Jan '11 7:21:59 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Maybe I should just le-*Is kissed again*
...
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
A Pheasant Experience
(*struts away displeased*)
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
-sighs- Did I do something b-*kissed once again*
-sighs, and blushing deeply- Guess it's time to close the shop for now...
-pecked- Oh!
edited 20th Jan '11 7:44:55 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Okay, now where'd this bird come from?! It just flew in and pecked me on the cheek!
*Is kissed again*
... I'm seriously confused at this point.
edited 20th Jan '11 7:45:07 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Great scott! And I've just landed in Feudal Japan?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I'm glad the girl closed up her shop, that was getting awkwar-*Is kissed*
Who the hell are you?!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
HELLOTHERE
should i say "awww"?
I want flies in on a dragons!
^///^ Great Scott!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
0_.
Ewww. Doc. Brown is the SEME in this relationship? Does that mean Giygas is the UKE?!
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Show an affirming flame
...someone just had to lend Haruhi Mother, didn't they? It's the only reason this would happen.
edited 21st Jan '11 11:16:20 AM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Unfortunately the above avatar is probably eating lead now.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media