my current job
...I will not lie, I expected you to do something
else to me.
Hello!
William? Did you intend for that kiss upon me, or was it due to a lost bet or something?
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Something something smithy
I am just wondering why you kissed me. Care to tell?
Something something Arena.
Tief girl with eartude
...so that's what happens when you wonder onto zbse's userpage.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
I would be pleased under normal circumstances, but you might have mono with all the tropers you've been kissing.
Hello!
Mr. Honest? I know you seek pleasure, but why me? -blush-
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Something something smithy
-backs up slowly-
Erm...
Why did you kiss me?
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Too late. I already have.
That is an acceptable trade.
edited 5th May '15 5:13:07 PM by zbse
Something something Arena.
This best not be part of a scheme to steal my liver or some such thing!
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Alas, it was my favourite organ. I also imagine I need it to survive. Will you not return it to me? What if I bring you the livers of one-hundred other beings‽
Excellent! I will fetch my knives. Give me a couple of days and I will have your livers ready for delivery!
edited 6th May '15 4:28:20 PM by Laithelryn
Hello!
Laithel? *blushes, hiding his face*
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
...
Ick.
Jer gets all the girls
Woah! Uh, thanks, but please don't do that! I kinda have this bad... Punching... Habit
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
And here I thought you didn't like giving hugs or kisses.
Tief girl with eartude
That came from nowhere, Ichi. 
Did you lose a bet, Earl?
You're too old for me! Do ya wanna go to jail, Earl!?
-prefers to think of this as a sisterly kiss, doesn't feel comfortable otherwise-
edited 7th May '15 1:37:02 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
~slaps face~
Something something smithy
Thank you?
Something something Arena.
Student of Story
... *steps back in surprise and blinks* Well, I didn't see that coming. Um... hello, nice to meet you, I guess?
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Tief girl with eartude
Is...that how you say "hello" in New York?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The Scarlet Witch
I'm just glad you gave me a cheek kiss, because I need to know you better in order for me to accept a full on make out session.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Did you lose a bet or something, Earl?