"That's not even physically possible! What is wrong with you?!"
Red Like Santa
Why! Who wrote this!
Now known as Cyber Controller
Who is this girl? I would never do something so disgraceful!
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Don't step on the flowers.
W-W-What....
WHAT THE HEEEELLLLLLL?!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
PINNACLE OF MAN
Miles Edgeworth, I assume... the so-called "demon prosecutor" and the Ace Detective pleasuring each other and copulating in the halls of justice! I can only wonder, who wasted their time writing this wretched "fanfic"? At least it's better than with that naive, adorable cretin Ron DeLite. He's married and, I should note, to a very beautiful, provocative lady...
edited 14th Aug '16 3:17:00 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
How sweet it is
"I've never felt so revolted over a story. I need to forget about reading this."
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report
Red Like Santa
And I thought Blake's novels were gross...
Now known as Cyber Controller
Weirdo
UH, OK.
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My sides have left the solar system.
edited 16th Aug '16 1:08:39 AM by TotalWeirdo
Getting hit with a fish has GOT to be humiliating. (They/them, please)
Goddess of Nature
Is that...
Am I paired with....
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Dread Pirate Captain
"..."
-with an unamused look on his face, Beerus vaporizes the computer with one touch-
"Does the author of this story not know what I am capable of? And going so far as to portray me falling in love with a human and an animal...they will know the consequences of writing such an insulting work."
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Ok, why the **** am I doing it with a "God of Destruction" in this fic? I wouldn't mind if this Beer guy was human but this is just goddamn ****ing wrong!
...eheh
Red Like Santa
But I only love Ruby.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Goddess of Nature
Who is this girl??
And why did this author make us interested in her....and of course they made Miroku interested in her friends....
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Uh.
While I'm sure they're very pretty ladies, like all of them, I don't know their ages. If they're around 17, ok.
Wait. Chapter Five... NO! GOD, WHY. WHAT CRUEL BEING WOULD WRITE SUCH- FRECKLES, NO!
Everything's gonna happy!
Eww, yuck!
If I have to fight that I'll take my chances with my 1853 Enfield because .577" ball hits a hell of a lot harder than .50BMG.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
bored
Beth: Yay! Smooches! Wallow: Oooh, I love romance! Danny: Yep, I'm a ladiesman. Beth: This is dumb, what about my crush on... UM I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE HERE.
Red Like Santa
I don't like this ship. Because I like Ru- never mind!
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't step on the flowers.
Meta, Poyo poyo?
Translation: Meta Knight, what's sex?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Next target has been acquired.
Dread Pirate Captain
Hey, what am I doing there-
-reads further-
Gah! Note to self, never look myself up on the Internet without safe search on! I guess I'll also have to warn that pink puffball about this...abomination... -runs off to puke-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Will mortals never cease co-opting our kind and using us as characters in their stories? I mean...this hedgehog looks like a cheese grater and has the personality of a censored action movie hero!
Hey, at least I'm a semi-omnipotent being who operates on a higher plane, too, right?
edited 26th Aug '16 4:57:15 PM by TheGreatUnknown
So. The bizarre creature who wrote this decided to pair me with a cat. I can't believe this.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Red Like Santa
My true love is Nia, not this abomination!
Now known as Cyber ControllerWell, this actually looks pretty damn hot! Although- HEY! I'm not the goddamn sort to try to ****ing steal people's white-haired girlfriends!
...eheh
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!