.....
-goes full Lovecraftian Superpower on the author-
Goddess of Nature
"...Why can't these authors ship me with women?"
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
"Ew, I'm sure he's alright, but he's way too old."
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Lizard Metabolism
Kid doesn't seem too happy. That's a hammer swinging.
Poor machine, the collateral.
How do lizards fly?
Coo! Coo!
(Preposterous! No way some kid with a hammer is faster than Okosan, and...)
0_0
edited 16th Jun '15 4:47:29 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"...A pigeon? What the fuck was the writer on?"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Goddess of Nature
"...why is Zuko abusing me in this story?"
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
-indignant coo-
(Okosan detests being portrayed as roasted and eaten... in that way!)
-uses WING ATTACK on author-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
Ay! What is this that I'm reading? I don't think that's even anatomically correct!
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
"Why would I leave my wonderful Zhu-Li for the giant pineapple duck thing?"
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Annoyed Mode: ON
"Ohh! I wonder what this book says!" -reads- "...I don't understand most of it. Can someone explain it to me, please?"
Goddess of Nature
"I am not a lesbian, author!"
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Lizard Metabolism
Hm. This... this seems a bit, hm. False, if I may... say so.
A good sample on... men's insight, so to. Say, at least.
How do lizards fly?
"This is most inaccurate, I am going to disintegrate the author of this drivel."
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
Disgusting...!
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Goddess of Nature
"ESCARGOON! WHY DID YA SHOW ME THIS?!"
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
-trumpets in horror as it realizes what it just read-
Dread Pirate Captain
-shrieks and repeatedly strikes the computer until it's little more than a broken heap-
edited 27th Jun '15 7:49:03 PM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
Yeech! Ah feeah like ah shoul wahh mah tung off aftah reading this. Thah wah nasty...
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Goddess of Nature
"Uh...Hugo, why would you show me this?"
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
"Quasi looks cute in his own way... but Daddy and Frollo would be mad seeing this."
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Dread Pirate Captain
"Who wrote this stuff, anyway?! ...not that it's terrible or anything. Heh heh."
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Goddess of Nature
"Uh...WHAT?!?!?" -Inu Yasha
"This 'Wario' seems like the type of guy I would dislike, not fall in love with!" -Sango
"I believe this author is mistaken, I would only ever have sex with Sango!"-Miroku
"...gross. Author, this is very disgusting!" -Kagome
"COME ON GUYS, LET ME SEE!" -Shippo
edited 30th Jun '15 7:37:36 PM by powerpuffbats
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
"How disquieting, my spells are not to be used in that manner! Time to put a nasty hex on another silly arthour!"
Coooooooo!
(Lies! There's no pudding here!)
I now go by Graf von Tirol.