*Hoists a Wave Motion Gun with one hand, aimed at the side of own head* "Drone data corrupted beyond recovery. Initiating purge."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
-sics HYDRA agents on the author-
The Vagrant
"You have stained the image of Nature itself. Now prepare to die." — directed at the author
edited 2nd Mar '15 11:36:44 PM by SymeSynth
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
"Author, do you have any last words before I horribly crush you to pieces and turn what is left of you into pile of gore....on second thought I think just kill you right now!"
Shadow of Legends
-pecks the monitor curiously-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
ETHICAL HEDONIST BIRD SEXAYTIEMS
edited 4th Mar '15 2:30:53 AM by ElectricNova
The Vagrant
Yuri much?
The troper above me is going to be really happy.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Shadow of Legends
Nope. I don't read Madoka slash on principle. Too young, been through too much.
Also, ignore this post.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
"What the hell!? Who would write slash between me and Mother Nature!? And why am I so out of character in this!? I will hunt you down author!"
edited 4th Mar '15 2:09:22 PM by RobotTophat
This isn't how one should use barriers, and neither is this how I use my copied weapons.
...eheh
Do mortals really have so much time on their hands that they write poor excuses for erotic fiction about me and a mechanical knight? Ugh...
-annoyed, indignant meh-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Apparently Not Dead
-slices monitor with knife-
-insert appropriate signature here-
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Blasts the computer away.
Gotta go hunt a certain author.
edited 8th Mar '15 8:33:58 AM by RobotTophat
The Vagrant
Eldren bursts out laughing, his eyes turning into a deep, crimson red.
"Such an abomination of literature. We'll see how it deals with none other than me."
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Stop Killing My Titles
...I am confused. Who art those two ruffians and... what kind of torture is this...?
grah
My son is a dumbass
You really do not have to chronicle my sexual adventures...
One: Just because we're both ice-wielding half-magical beings doesn't mean we're compatible. Two: I don't swing that way.
She seems to be a different half-breed from us.
This doesn't seem as bad as a lot of those I've seen... although I'd very much prefer to be with Felix.
edited 9th Mar '15 5:50:05 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
The Vagrant
"I fail to see why we are supposed to be in a relationship."
"This is the definition of insanity in your dimension?"
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
dork: silent assassin
...Yeah, whoever wrote this crap better stay away from me after this.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
"IS THIS THE FORM OF LITELATURE CALLED FANFICTION? ERROR, THIS UNIT CAN'T DO THAT."
Last time I checked, I wasn't a good engineer... and I'm not robosexual either.
...eheh
The Vagrant
"Allow me to say that I am done reading what you humans call "fanfiction"."
"Hmm, it seems appealing, at least."
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Really? How depraved are you mortals?
... *seethes*
Somebody is going to find their house burned to the ground and a lightning bolt-induced hole in their body very soon.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert