Yes, female Midgardians, I know that life hasn't been good to me, but I don't see how getting... intimate with some young sorceress will somehow make me suddenly want to join those so-called "Avengers". Though I suppose I should be grateful that I wasn't portrayed as madly in love with Thor in this story.
"Just as planned."
"... This is weird."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Forever Gorgeous
M!Asuka: "What the hell are you doing? Get off, you idiot!"
Goku: I may not be good with words, but I know what my heart tells me. And I can tell that you feel this burning as well. If you be honest with yourself, it'll be easier for the both of us.
M!Asuka: N-no way! I could never feel something like that for a brick shit house! Now get off!
Goku's bare chest pressed against Mansuka's. Try as he might, he was no match in strength against a Saiyan. Soon, Mansuka's could only let out small gasps and rhythmic pants; his thoughts hazed by the prickling sensation in his-
Real Goku: Auuuugh! This is the last time I browse with Chi-Chi's computer!
Abridged: No, no, no, no, what are you doing me?! I would never swing around my junk for a ginger!!
edited 19th Oct '14 6:57:57 AM by Mrsunshinesprinkles
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Oh, the mortal who wrote this is dead. -tosses a dagger into the author's throat-
"Hrmph, I don't see why others are acting horrified. this story is merely trash written by an amateur writer. Nothing capable of sc-"
-Kain then gets to a scene with frost giants-
"I stand corrected."
...
-generally disturbed about what seeing the passage about the armor being jammed up him-
I!!!!!! AM!!!!!! GROOT!!!!!
edited 19th Oct '14 10:32:07 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"By the ethereals,who keeps writing..this..horrible literature?"
"Just as planned."
"... again? Really, Rei?"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
my current job
...okay, I guess we aren't worried about that bloody Third Impact, but hey!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Shadow of Legends
"Is this... me with... the Wireframe Witch?! Gawd, someone really doesn't know how our world works..." -pushes herself away from the computer, has a good laugh, and then goes out witch-hunting-
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
"Hah, you and me both!" :D
edited 19th Oct '14 2:17:43 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
"Hrmm, if it wasn't for the poorly done scene of intercourse, I would enjoy this story. It is quite the fight after all."
This author uses more purple prose than all of us Occuria combined.
[insert witty remark here]
"For the record, my ears are NOT that sensitive, and I would never use my Wind Ring like that."
Then Klonoa spends a good three hours looking at cute animal pictures to get the disgusting imagery out of his head.
Moonwalker/Trekkie/Beatlemaniac/Brony/Whovian/Pokéfan/general music and pop culture nerd. Nice to meet you.
Stop Killing My Titles
(and that day, Jonathan Joestar's mentality shattered into tiny pieces)
grah
The Ayatulla of Rock 'N Rolla
- Smashes the author in the diaphragm with a forearm shiver.* No! No! Bad fangirl! Now get back up and tell us you're sorry.
"...I find it disturbing that he's wearing the armor. Oh, and the fact I have a...tool for that."
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
(Have fun with that. 
)
(EDIT: ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
I even see why they would be paired.)
edited 19th Oct '14 7:24:01 PM by Knowlessman
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
-blasts the author with his scepter-
What is this crap, Denmark?!
"I don't know why we're shipped with the Norse god of trickery, this must be Sweden's fault!"
"...And I thought i've seen some weird crap in the Zone.."
"Just as planned."
"... Who thought this was a good idea?"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"WHO DARES WRITE THIS SLANDER OF ME AND MY RACE?!? I SHALL CONSUME THEIR SOULS FOR THIS!"
The computer is then tossed out a window and crashes into a poor kitten.
What...? Is this some sort of cruel joke...? Oh, the foolish mortal who wrote this filth will pay dearly. -stabs the author in the gut with his scepter, then throws them into a pit filled with angry bilgesnipes-
"..What the fuck.."
"What..."
"...the fuck."
"And I thought we'd seen the worst of the hentai starring us..."
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."