Worry
Well, it isn't as bad as it could have been, but why?
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Tief girl with eartude
...I'm never going to be able to see a DBZ cosplayer without shuddering now.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Oh, another nice fic of me and Bisected where the most intimate thing that happens is cuddling. I like it.
my current job
(sigh) Just when you think you've seen the last of these fics, another one pops up.
(sends PM to moderator complaining about being shipped with him)
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
-sighs- Another one of these fics where we discuss music and...
well... I just won't say what's in it for all our sakes.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Mistress
Another one of those historical fics, except this time I AM Dom Pedro the first trying to re-conquer Portugal from my brother, and Earl is one of the women I dated at the time.
Man, this fic was pretty cheesy.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
"Team Ken, baby"
It's fucking gender bent too. God, make it stop, I even know them.
-vomits on everything-
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
"Just as planned."
So I'm having fun with you, and it turns out I'm some succubus who just wants you as my slave.
... Bah, why can't I be a gentle vampire for once?
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Mistress
So, in this one we're cosplaying and at one point I decide to be Akihiko while you are Mitsuru, then you get a devilish glint in your eyes and throwm me down to the ground and pulls my arm so that it hurts, and then you move on to covincing me to give in so I can enjoy the whole thing rather than hate it, a few pages later I am practically begging you to not stop.
This is... strange. Is the important part the characters we are cosplaying as, the cosplay itself or just really us? Either way, the S&M fetish is pretty clear.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
"Just as planned."
And now it becomes Mitsuru becoming her own Shadow.
... Huh, this is stupid.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
PINNACLE OF MAN
So, it has me and Rachel creating a harem of anime girls. I would... not go into the parts where we are in bed.
Urrggh.
edited 28th Nov '15 3:58:40 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Tief girl with eartude
And this is arcadia and RRR using More than Mind Control to shape me into a stereotypical anime girl...I don't even....
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
"Team Ken, baby"
So it started out cute, when the readers discovered Bi was actually my big sister, and we had Black Books marathons and petted cats. Then it got kind of incest-y and ruined everything.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
The Mistress
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
And then I appear as Rachel's little plaything fucktoy whom she then starts shaping as the "perfect anime boyfriend" who can immediately switch between being a Bastard Boyfriend and being a Knight in Shining Armor just so she can pair me and Bisected and get herself excited with it.
What is this, I don't even-
And now why is Trash in here? While acting like the other Kieran at that?
edited 28th Nov '15 5:46:35 AM by SaintDeltora
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Worry
Oh god a sequel! and the have Saint speaking Spanish too!(Groans).
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
This is a single paragraph. Not even a sequel. Hell, it just cuts off in mid sentence!
PINNACLE OF MAN
This one has John and me lying in bed, calling each other "Johnny" and "Arcie"note . It would be cute if it wasn't repulsive.
Another one has somebody above dating me. Great.
edited 25th Dec '15 7:35:29 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
"Just as planned."
... This one's a Persona4 fic in which I punish her, and I am the Shadow Empress arcana. And it is DELICIOUS.
This one just focuses on him as a Romanov, and me as a Habsburg and me capturing him. Huuuuh.
The Mistress
This one has her as a member of the Velvet Room attending to me, it's newest guest, in my very own Journey as The Fool.
You know... the premise is unoriginal, but it's not really bad. I just hope the execution will be decent.
edited 28th Nov '15 8:42:24 AM by SaintDeltora
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Yet another historical fic, this time he's Vasco da Gama and I'm some guy he meets in Goa. Umm... they must have took several liberties with this.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
But...Me and Sandvich share no chemistry! Why would they do this?!
edited 28th Nov '15 9:47:18 AM by gregnes2000
One, I barely even know this guy.
Two, I have two boyfriends. Why are they dead in this shit.
PINNACLE OF MAN
The woman above me is 16. I am 13.
WHYYYYYYY SHOTACON WHYYYYYY
edited 28th Nov '15 2:44:21 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Worry
Me, at 22 years old, with someone who is nearly a decade younger then me..... author, do you have problems?
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
This one however is more about how I am your Morality Pet and how you wish to corrupt and covince me to agree with you on the truth of evil and cruelty.
The ooc-ness in this is crazy.
edited 27th Nov '15 4:58:45 AM by SaintDeltora
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!