To Object or Not Object?
"Somebody get CEO Isaac a whiteboard. We can't work like this."
edited 14th Jan '11 9:24:31 PM by MrPastry
It's more frustrating waiting for the asskicking than the asskicking itself.
Court Dragon
Simon, I don't care if Sonic had a horrible curse during the nights a few games ago, he is not dying of enchanted wounds, and he does not need to fight Dracula in his next game!
I don't care if you're an expert on these very specific things!
I have a message from another time...
Mighty No. 51345
All of the Sega villains would end up dead... after the heroes sacrificed themselves to kill them. Yeah... I've been playing Mega Man Zero...
Mega Man fanatic extraordinaire
Running SEGA? He is only a man! His mind is still stuck in the Atari age! The sheer shock of modern gaming would blow his mind!
Though thinking positive, he might be good for a back-to-basics approach. Which may or may not sell as well.
Eclipse the Moon
He would destroy his formal rival company.
I'm having to learn to pay the price
The House of Void/Hiphop
He would shoot it with his crossbow!
Game Over. Try Again?
You crack me up little hedgehog buddy!
Needs a new signature.
What is this
'Umm... if it's okay... I think Sonic should have a panda friend...'
"Everyone wants an answer, don't they?... I hate things with answers." — Grant Morrison
Face Time
"There must be some logical reason he can run so fast without, for example, his body disintegrating or at least breaking bones. We should explore this in the next game.
"Also, I have acquired the Steel Samurai license. I-It will appeal to children and sell well."
He would eliminate the competition because he' cool like that
edited 14th Jan '11 11:15:03 PM by Vanitas
crazy and proud of it
Suffer not the mutant to live! Tails must be burned at the stake immediately, and everywhere he has been must be purged in holy righteous fire! Sonic and Knuckles and company shall know what it means to fear the Inquisition, and if they are truly mutant sympathizers then there is no proper place for them except as mind-wiped servitors.
To be purged: That is the fate of all xenos! As surely as the Emperor protects, we must mobilize the full fury of the Emperor's Angels of Death to cleanse all traces of Chu Chu Rocket and Space Channel 5.
We must also reclaim all of our lost technology! Surely, the 32X was a blessed artificer's machine, and any who would criticize the 32X deserve 999 lashings with a barbed groxwhip. After this, such rebels must then be mind-wiped by the Holy Ordos of the Inquisition.
To be a psyker who has not been tested in the Emperor's presence is perhaps the greatest sin of all. Therefore, let all denizens of Phantasy Star and Shining Force beware: the Black Ships are coming for you!
Captain Teemo would stuff the corporate headquarters with invisible poisonous mushrooms and laugh cheerfully as the workers tripped over them and died in explosions of noxious gas.
Sonic would spend all his time mining.
edited 15th Jan '11 12:41:12 AM by DonZabu
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
Mostly A Lurker
Donkey Kong: Sonic The Hedgehog Returns!
Sonic: It's been done.
Donkey Kong:...
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/548347/
I played as an overly nationalist military group staging a coup against Japan in the future.
Needless to say, SEGA is going down in flames, arrests, and panic.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
The Prodigal Returns
edited 15th Jan '11 5:25:33 AM by DarkDecapodian
Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?
oh god sabitsuki what happened to green hill zone and why is amy doing that to shadow and why is there so much blood
(and somehow it ends up being even better than sonic and the most artistic game of the century)
gets mad about videogames
He would piledrive the source code of Streets of Rage into oblivion.
8-Bit Righteousness!
Obvious snowclone is obvious.