What would happen if the next poster's avatar...

Some words: THIS ISN'T FUCKING KNIFE FIGHT FRIDAY!

And then Maou watched 4Kids. He barfed.

TNA goes on a wild night and wakes up with somebody else's pants on his head.

My avatar would be extremely shocked and would try to find out what caused all this and investigate the situation.

Your avatar gets a chance to relive the best moment in their lives.

Maou relives the time he was crowned king, the time he nearly captured Ken, and all the times with his female servants. It is because of a drug he bought from some shady Martian dealers.

TNA is a drug dealer.

The business quickly dies due to a lack of interest. Nobody needs drugs when they have card games.

TNA wakes up in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

...

:D (revvs up the chainsaw)

TNA is sightseeing in Madrid.

He would probably attract a crowd due to his appearance(in manner of dress and red horse).

Had to fight through a million people to give a kid their report card.

I must say, I love the thought of attacking all those people, but I wouldn't do it for some stupid kid.

The next avatar accidentally deletes his or her profile in a video game. And they were close to 100% Completion.

She would throw a violent fit.

As in, Shenhua and Rotton would probably have to put some fire out or something.

TNA is lectured on gun safety.

Now I can use guns safely.

TNA is playing a small a nuclear bomb disguised as football.

Hiryuu kicks it into the sky and triggers the bomb. Experiment shows that ships are resistant against airburst nukes, so the shipgirls should be fine. The Admiral, however...

TNA immigrates to Innsmouth.

Maou-sama finds it incredibly familiar, as the Deep Ones rise from the sea just like his Jural Seijin. He is shocked and exasperated to find out on the genealogical tour that he has a filthy human in his family tree.

TNA visits Ulthar.

Dark Megaman.EXE would just kill everyone there, except for the cats. He'd play with them.

And then he'd kill them.

TNA is trapped in a ghost house filled with, for some reason, cacti.

Yeah, no, Yoshiki's had his fill of creepy ghost houses. He immediately starts navigating around the cacti for an exit.

TNA wakes up and discovers that everyone except them have mysteriously vanished.

edited 30th Jan '16 4:47:45 PM by whizzerd

-celebrates by destroying everything-

TNA has to win 1.000.000.000 bucks in a casino in one night, or he/she/they will die, even if they're immortal.

edited 30th Jan '16 5:01:10 PM by DevilPsyco

Easy. Kill/threaten everyone in the casino then clean house by taking all the money.

...was tied by their feet upside down in front of their most challenging adversary.

Juza could probably break free, escape, and mock Raoh for having a weird interest.

Got drunk?

Characters in Patchouli's series get drunk all the time. Patchouli would probably act a little out-of-character, but that's really it.

...was hanging from a cliff with their adversary ready to step on their fingers?

"Togekiss, go!"

-Togekiss is summoned, and she manages to catch Dawn as Dawn slips off-

TNA is invited to their adversary's wedding, and their true love is marrying that adversary.

edited 30th Jan '16 7:14:28 PM by Berrenta

Murakumo arrives with 11 other shipgirls, tons of air support, and an intent to kill. Cue bloodbath.

TNA visits Cadia.

Maou-sama comes across Cadia after he is revived by Jural Seijin of the 41st Millennium. He is immediately shot down by some Cadian kids, but, to his shock, manages to survive. The galaxy gains another xeno faction: the Jural Empire.

TNA is an Imperial Guardsman and has to kill a xeno.

Juza never takes orders, so he would completely refuse to anything.

Got drunk?

Blonic would whack Bluckles over the head with a beer bottle over the dangers of alcohol while Blails will only drink on.

TNA is a Chaos cultist.

From what little I know of them, Firefly will fit right in.

TNA has been captured by their archenemy and has to listen to their long, complicated, drawn out plan.

Ken Izumi tells Maou how he will commit Juralian genocide in several easy steps, which quickly turns into a description of Jural screams of agony and the sheer pleasure Ken gets from them. Maou calls Ken a bastard and punches him.

TNA discovers his family's horrible past.