(is a bigass dragon with a gaze that literally kills)
Suffice to say, Kalameet has it.
TNA gets hit with a water balloon.
How do lizards fly?Twilight does science to get revenge for the water fight.
TNA is now in spaaaace.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"He flies around on his hoverboard and gets angry at stars for not being uniform enough.
TNA gets handed a baby and is told that they're the parent.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob"...This is impossible! My calculations-"
"...Wait, this means I'm no longer the last of my race!"
TNA has to visit Lavender Town.
edited 27th Jan '15 8:38:01 AM by DevilPsyco
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.He fights them using his own ninja stealth moves!
TNA is surrounded by 12 angry bears.
Even with these awkward wings, dyed with images that seem to stay. I'm sure we can fly, on my love! 3DS Friend Code: 2809-9138-8756Make no mistake, it's not Kalameet locked with the bears here, it's the bears locked with Kalameet.
Suffice to say, the dragon shall feast tonight.
TNA plays strip poker with three people of their choice.
How do lizards fly?Emma Watson, Jessica Rabbit and Bayonetta
TNA builds a big house out of something
"...Why did I build a steak house? Out of STEAK?"
NPA has tea with Cthulhu.
edited 27th Jan '15 1:16:11 PM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Oh dear God. Kalameet would warp in the middle of Anor Londo without a second thought and cause such grievous mayhem it's not even funny.
TNA flies to the Moon.
How do lizards fly?Not like I have anything better to do these days...
TNA is engaged to someone they hate
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.That would be the Admiral, which she pretends to hate. She accepts only because marriage gives her a boost in combat performance and not because she likes him or anything.
TNA is fighting someone who uses Confusion Fu.
edited 28th Jan '15 8:19:24 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingTwilight uses Awesomeness by Analysis to copy her foe's movements.
TNA is now hanging on the edge of a cliff.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"He climbs right back up.
TNA is challenged to a dance-off.
Poor Sora trips over those ginormous shoes of his, but still has a good time.
TNA reads a bad book.
Blog linkSomewhere, someplace, Human!Sonic is laughing his ass off while Human!Knuckles is unknowingly reading a novel version of Sonic 06.
TNA has to skip leg day.
edited 29th Jan '15 4:16:02 AM by DevilPsyco
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay....Why would I need to lift weights in the first place? Since, y'know... machines...
NPA has an encounter with ISIS-chan. Yes, that is a thing that exists and is real.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Legolas puts an arrow in ISIS-chan's skull for being a terrorist.
TNA gets into a bar fight.
Sly Cooper knocks them out with his cane, which he conveniently had on hand! He's also pretty quick to react and flexible, so dodging shouldn't be a problem.
TNA goes to the grocery store.
Even with these awkward wings, dyed with images that seem to stay. I'm sure we can fly, on my love! 3DS Friend Code: 2809-9138-8756...and sorts her groceries by food group.
TNA writes a haiku about themselves.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"...
"What even is that"
"Epics beat poetry, yes"
"no more of this thing"
TNA goes ice-skating.
How do lizards fly?I do not talk much
But please leave your door open
I need your rupees
Link holds the ice skates over their head for 30 seconds, before somehow putting them on in seconds and entering a new dungeon.
TNA is given a ticket for speeding.
edited 29th Jan '15 7:18:49 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerWanna race?
TNA gets an EVIL present
"Well this is boring as hell."
The next poster's avatar is staring down Gustave, the Serial Killer Crocodile.
edited 27th Jan '15 6:37:31 AM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.