Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
“Mass murderers move in mysterious ways.”
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Something something smithy
"I spent fifteen dollars on a torture-obsessed school girl and a rave party elephant man."
Something something Arena.
"He became sadness the one time I turned Cthulhu into takoyaki."
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"What in Hieronymus Bosch's butt-singing hell is that British beast?"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Three completely non-ironic cheers for the Asshole Brigade!"
"Now to figure out how to skin a gelatinous cube"
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
"I LOVE HOW STUPID THAT WOMAN IS." Not misogynistic, honest.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Welcome to Londinium,
Where all's made from aluminium,
Well, apart from some craniums,
Because they're made of lead..."
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"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Miyamoto Musashi
"I propose we rename potato gems spud nuggets."
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Little Red Riding Hood has a fuckhuge sword and even bigger brass knuckles, and he ain't afraid of no wolf."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"I can't believe I have to teach you the fine details of how impaling and cleaving work."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
A chub from the Grant Corporation
You’re like the Fonzie of weed-whackers!
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Pine Tree
"He makes children scream in terror.."
Me and a friend were talking about character alignments for Gravity Falls, and I mentioned how Stan was consistently listed under Chaotic Neutral. They didn't want to be associated with Stan because of how he looks and I casually responded with "I don't blame you.", and then the above. (Did you perceive the above quote the way my friend did? That'd be funny.)
"Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough."—The Author
"It is never shoulder season for fat ladies."
My mother, a fat lady herself, was looking through a magazine and lamenting the dresses with no shoulders.
"we're the biggest Holocaust skeptic community on Minecraft".
Jer gets all the girls
"No see she's just high and surrounded by kelp"
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"I think I need more seasoning up my nose."
"You rip open cats to reveal their chocolatey insides?"
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
"Trash bags keep my butt warm."
"Do not deodorize your car. You will be maimed."
He'll take the case!
"If someone falls off something really high be sure to play Free Fallin' by Tom Petty"
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Just how many joints does this glob's arm even have?"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
PAINKILLER
"I'm just dying in slow motion."
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
He'll take the case!
"That is entirely too much effort you're putting into pranking Dan Akroyd."
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"I think I gave birth to Rick Ross."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Yeah, I could fit my phone in there, but where would I put my ass?"