"That's not sustainable, though. After you take a bite out of their arm the first time, they stop hugging you."
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun."Sexy mosquito girl"
Let me guess, Pheromosa?
Nope, something I saw on FurAffinity. Would link, but it's NSFW.
"Clown-themed strippers. Nothing could ever quite be so scary while so sexy."
"Did you expect somebody else?""And I'm going teach the cats about communism and teach them to hate bourgeoisies like Donald trump and Miley Cyrus et cetera."
Hi"Don't worry, Jesus is coming to back you up."
but HOW?"My life is an eternal hell of piss."
Peace is the only battle worth waging."I get the feeling you lost your brain eight years ago and spent them trying to find it."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"That fruit is giving you trouble. Seriously? Just cleave it, like Saurfang. Yeah, I'm not gonna explain that reference, bye!"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me"I don't want you! I DON'T WANT YOU!"
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats"Holey sheet, these bubbles are durable! They just withstood a couple hundred times the force required to pop them! Quickly, let us analyse them so that we may revolutionise engineering on this planet! Everything will be made of bubbles in the future! Patented bubbles! Muahahaahaa!"'
Today was an exceptionally weird day for me.
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me"That chest just bit my face and killed me. And then it bit the Dragoon's face and killed him, but that always happens to him."
"Otherwise I'm just gonna get bwurzle from the idiot with the match-3 game!"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade"What the dip flip dude?"
Hi"Gorillaz vore... that may mean I've had enough Internet for today."
"On Wednesday I might be coming home on Thursday."
Maybe someone else should hook up power to the Arduino, I don't want to set the tackling dummy on fire again.
"Michigan has enough Tim Hortons to pass for Canada."
"And that's when Asshole-senpai earned herself a bath."
"I didn't want to spit crisps at you"
bork"Rodin."context
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
"My leg! My leg feels like it's stuck in a brick, oh the pins and flipping needles! Ow ow ow owww!"
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