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Coleman Since: May, 2016
#11601: May 16th 2017 at 4:53:56 AM

"My leg! My leg feels like it's stuck in a brick, oh the pins and flipping needles! Ow ow ow owww!"

Hi
Murataku Fits in Heavy's pocket! from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
#11602: May 16th 2017 at 3:44:35 PM

"That's not sustainable, though. After you take a bite out of their arm the first time, they stop hugging you."

The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Twentington Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Desperate
AqueousBunnies Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Twentington Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Desperate
#11606: May 16th 2017 at 7:22:25 PM

[up]Nope, something I saw on FurAffinity. Would link, but it's NSFW.

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#11607: May 19th 2017 at 4:23:44 AM

"Clown-themed strippers. Nothing could ever quite be so scary while so sexy."

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Coleman Since: May, 2016
#11608: May 19th 2017 at 4:40:47 AM

"And I'm going teach the cats about communism and teach them to hate bourgeoisies like Donald trump and Miley Cyrus et cetera."

Hi
EndlessSea LEGENDARY GALE from oh no you don't Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LEGENDARY GALE
#11609: May 19th 2017 at 4:50:03 PM

"Don't worry, Jesus is coming to back you up."

but HOW?
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#11611: May 20th 2017 at 4:23:10 AM

"I get the feeling you lost your brain eight years ago and spent them trying to find it."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
ArilouLaLeeLay Freelance Distributor of Free Lances from a mostly harmless planet, far away Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
#11612: May 20th 2017 at 10:22:18 AM

"That fruit is giving you trouble. Seriously? Just cleave it, like Saurfang. Yeah, I'm not gonna explain that reference, bye!"

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Dauthium_Silencer The Traveling Hat Merchant from ALL AROUND THE WORLD Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Traveling Hat Merchant
#11614: May 21st 2017 at 10:09:24 AM

"I don't want you! I DON'T WANT YOU!"

Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
ArilouLaLeeLay Freelance Distributor of Free Lances from a mostly harmless planet, far away Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
#11615: May 21st 2017 at 10:39:18 AM

"Holey sheet, these bubbles are durable! They just withstood a couple hundred times the force required to pop them! Quickly, let us analyse them so that we may revolutionise engineering on this planet! Everything will be made of bubbles in the future! Patented bubbles! Muahahaahaa!"'

Today was an exceptionally weird day for me.

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#11616: May 21st 2017 at 5:59:11 PM

"That chest just bit my face and killed me. And then it bit the Dragoon's face and killed him, but that always happens to him."

ReikoKazama Outspoken Cleric from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Outspoken Cleric
#11617: May 22nd 2017 at 4:41:17 AM

"Otherwise I'm just gonna get bwurzle from the idiot with the match-3 game!"

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Coleman Since: May, 2016
#11618: May 22nd 2017 at 4:51:00 AM

"What the dip flip dude?"

Hi
Twentington Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Desperate
#11619: May 22nd 2017 at 8:20:37 PM

"Gorillaz vore... that may mean I've had enough Internet for today."

Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#11620: May 22nd 2017 at 9:47:35 PM

"On Wednesday I might be coming home on Thursday."

Troper_Walrus Since: Sep, 2015
#11621: May 23rd 2017 at 4:45:37 PM

Maybe someone else should hook up power to the Arduino, I don't want to set the tackling dummy on fire again.

Twentington Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Desperate
#11622: May 23rd 2017 at 7:59:25 PM

"Michigan has enough Tim Hortons to pass for Canada."

RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#11623: May 23rd 2017 at 8:22:04 PM

"And that's when Asshole-senpai earned herself a bath."

Enirboreh AKA Nixer from the domain of infinite floof. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
AKA Nixer
#11624: May 24th 2017 at 4:46:13 AM

"I didn't want to spit crisps at you"

bork
ActualBeatrice Raygun from the Salt Mines Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#11625: May 24th 2017 at 4:54:13 AM

"Rodin."context 

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)

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