The Pokémon Genius
"I saw him sleeping on top of his covers holding a torch, so I decided to tuck him in with a silver plate."
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Warpy-gatey, yay!"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Li'l Shardfinder
So that's how you fuck up Banana Man...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
hiya, the name's scout.
"i wish there could be lesbian dragon babies because gwenfron and corruption would have beautiful children"
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Jer gets all the girls
Me: -Discussing a friend's idea for a superhero, "Dung Beetle Man"- Does he have the worrying urge to roll poo around, which he tames by playing a lot of Katamari Damacy?
Friend: Does Spidey have the worrisome craving for flies?
Me: No, but he also doesn't spin the webs out of his ass and use his legs to arrange them now does he. It's not our fault Spiderman missed out on comedy gold
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"I'm glad I don't have a Facebook account, or I'd be spending all day telling the English where to stick their Brexit."
New account is voidify
"Like, what even is [Donald Trump's] hair? Is it an alien? Is it a fuckin'... is it a bird? We just don't know."
—A serious discussion on politics with my father turned to this
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
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Li'l Shardfinder
Well, I'd comment, but I don't have anything to interesting... say...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Just as planned."
"I should probably stop singing Angel while dressed as Asuka just to screw with peoples' heads. Although I think he needs to have a dog and a woman cosplaying as Velma when he sings it."
'Dressed as Asuka' doesn't mean full on cosplay, it means just my eyepatch and twintails.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
LEGENDARY GALE
"Someone needs to write a Bleach murder mystery fic.
No, wait, we already got that. It ended with Aizen cutting Momo and Toshiro in half before sticking his hand in Rukia's chest and giving himself an asshole hairdo."
but HOW?
hiya, the name's scout.
"YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH SQUIDWARD?"
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hiya, the name's scout.
"Even the straightest of girls like Daenerys. There is no such thing as Daenerys-hate. Okay?"
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Li'l Shardfinder
If I could put wheels on a bathtub and just ride it on the interstate..... That would be awesome.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
self hating demon monkey dog
edited 28th Jun '16 8:53:27 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
New account is voidify
"11 albums, 500 photos, 0 friends"
Jer gets all the girls
"We embrace the socks!"
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
if tien can turn triangles into squares,
and all these squares make a circle, then do the triangles make a circle too?
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I'm ranting about how Argonian nipples are unimportant. Ugh... Deviant Art is infectious."
edited 29th Jun '16 4:57:42 PM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"[One of my first jobs] was figuring out how to mic six howitzers..."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Li'l Shardfinder
"Boohbah As— Astrid"... Uh, "Acid trip."
"Astrid trip". Yeah, There's this new drug... It's named after a Swedish girl...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
hiya, the name's scout.
"i want to put blood in her mouth while she sleeps and frame her for cannibalism"
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hiya, the name's scout.
"I am a blackfish in the streets and a daenerys in the sheets! also, i am unaware what the hell that means!"
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Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
I didn't think I'd ever describe a "hyuk, hyuk, hyuk" as evil but there you are.
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
"Lincoln Whorehouse. We got the hos if you got the dough"
Probably not the best thing to answer the phone with when one's mother is calling
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)