The strangest thing you've said today...

"Unearthed: Moai underoos."

"Apparently I'm more evil when I'm Chinese."

"i'd like to get some things off my chest, like these bowels made of money"

You know those conversations that keep getting weirder and weirder that more stuff you introduce into it? It was one of those.

'A rational city plan? No no no. How about we just move everything into 7 big stacks where anyone/thing can be anywhere. The only way to get places will be treading through sewers, ladders, backrooms to random shops, and hallways so narrow you have to walk sideways. And then we instruct the guards to stand in every doorway in sight and every civilization must spend at least half their day standing in the narrow hallways.'

edited 20th Apr '16 12:35:30 AM by Blackcoldren

"Maybe New Zealanders have actually been Welsh people disguised as sheep the entire time."

Given Rugby, lamb and coal, that wouldn't be too much a surprise.

Also.

"I am no longer her subject, and now destroy the motherland for the sake of the fatherland. ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE..."

Context: a comment under a photo of an archaeological dig around one of the Moai statues on Easter Island, with the entire statue uncovered and being shown from the rear, revealing the sculpted, thong-like underpants. Moai underoos!

So that's where Platinum went from Chronophantasm: she went on to help Goku direct porn studios.

For a beautiful moment, I knew what it felt like to be El-Kebong.

Well, I definitely would "stop and stare" if it looked like you were moving but going nowhere. It would mean that Superman's doing his world-turning shit again.

edited 22nd Apr '16 6:27:16 AM by fredhot16

Flameos: The most combustible, delicious cereal you'll ever find! Just add milk, and watch it burn! (And we're selling this to children?!)

edited 22nd Apr '16 6:33:56 AM by ParadoxialStratagem

McDonalds calls it the McRib. BEEELLLLLCHHHH!

(beat)

That burp wasn't originally in the commercial.

edited 22nd Apr '16 8:31:45 AM by Fuzy2K

"Could my brain stop producing drugs? And can someone hand me some LSD to counteract this shit?"

"Can you really use lollipops as a torture device?"

"I'm going to lose my shit if I keep losing my shit"

Shut up, Vriska!

Cool moose don't look at explosions, they blow shit up and wade in a pool...

Referring to this...

No Starlight, you can't make friends with Trixie.

"SAY YOUR PRAYERS, BROTHER!"

... I made a Paladin based on Hulk Hogan.

"No, Satan, I will not be selling my soul. And no, Gowther, the source of my rash has not been discovered."

"Fuck the color wheel. Actually don't, that sounds... kinky."

Later:

"You are now both disembodied arms. Now fight to the death."

This was from a few days ago, but still:

"Did you see that guy get 360 no scoped by a water bottle?"

Some psycho in the locker room before Physical Education threw a water bottle in an arc from across the room, and some poor, unlucky kid was walking in the wrong place at the wrong time and got no scoped right in the face by it. And yes, the bottle had a good amount of water in it.

"When storks are unreliable, count on Airplane Baby Delivery!"

I was watching Rescue 911 on Youtube, and one of the clips was titled "Airplane baby delivery".

"However, in 1945 Russians stole pretty much everything but the walls from that factory."

"I pull my ancestral family sword out of the right leg of my fursuit."

"He's not fat. He's voluptuous"

Oh, yeah, and "She's like Dropkick Murphys. Like, all of Dropkick Murphys at once. Like a personification of the sound of Dropkick Murphys."

edited 25th Apr '16 10:01:33 PM by trashconverters