Mweheheh
The Pokémon Genius
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I was talking about how "grown up" is really a bad term to use since no one ever really stops growing, they just get better at handling things as they get older. Unless you're me and constantly lost. A friend of mine responded to that by linking me to google maps. Said friend also woke me up this morning going "You are birthday. Good morning, Birthday.", that was my response.
Yeah not the most interesting story in the world but you know ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
"I am a very wacky and unique person, look at me"
Today has been a good day.
I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.
"Survival of the hattest."
La Lézarde
"Someone get this Face some hot chocolate!"
"Oh man! Allegra's Window and Rupert did a Fusion Dance! Oh wait, that's a shirt."
edited 27th Jun '15 1:35:47 PM by kablammin45
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
"So it's 'horno', not 'homo'? That's not much better."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
A chub from the Grant Corporation
People don’t want to wipe their butts with spider.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
How many grammar you want break?
edited 27th Jun '15 7:39:45 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
"Twilight Sparkle doesn't exist, so she has no rights, so she doesn't need to consent to a marriage contract"
"Pseudo-medieval quasi-European settings are the buttplug of the fantasy genre. It takes a lot of effort to remove and once it's gone there's no guarantee you won't start off with some shit once it's out, but wouldn't things be a whole lot comfier without it?"
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"It'll wash up in Florida, as all things do."
Not dead, just feeling like it."I am special and original, and I say wacky random things on a daily basis! Don't forget to pineapple the llama! LOLZ!"
I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.
New account is voidify
"I have pretty bad gaming rage."
—It's that thing where you flip the fuck out when someone kills you in a game.
Char!
"If only I was alternate universe bears"
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
Li'l Shardfinder
My hatred for you seethes with the fire of a hundred suns. I will rip you limb from limb and lay out your entrails...
(I was playing Super Mario RPG and was getting a little bit angry at one of the bosses in Bowser's castle. I don't remember where I threatened to lay out his entrails. I defeated him before I could even finish talking...)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
(This describes social media at the time of this post.)
"It seems like a fight between the Confederate Army and a Skittle factory."
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
All hail the Oompa Loompas.
"Oh, I get it, you only like watching naked people when they have their clothes on."
edited 28th Jun '15 1:28:08 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
"Just as planned."
"Look, I get you're from New Zealand, but don't make me come out there and do the Sipi Tau just so we can make this the English form of the Battle of Nantes."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Konknitive Dissonance
"I hope this Mantis Shrimp is colorful enough to show my LGBT Pride."
my current job
I am not looking at my birthday again!
From my Mage game. The context would just make even less sense.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Eventually, with enough people and pillows, you can begin to reach more abstract concepts, like stoves and philosophy."
Mweheheh
"Little Lovecraftian man."
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Konknitive Dissonance
Here's another form just now;
"I'm going through enough bandages to make Rei Ayanami say "Dude wtf""
New account is voidify
"Wow, Flanders' fundamentalism has really been... (double hand pistols) Flanderized... Yeah, that's not really a pun, it's the Trope Namer."
—Watching a later episode of The Simpsons.
"I AM BIRTHDAY. GOOD MORNING MAP!"
I just realized the strangest things I say I usually shout. Or... always shout.
edited 27th Jun '15 7:34:04 AM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."