"Who put sexy beast on me?"
The Vagrant
"I don't know how music nowadays can be so... sucky."
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Konknitive Dissonance
(Warning:This is REALLY weird)
"I will tear off this man's testicles and sodder them to his n1pples."
Sometimes when I get angry, I don't even know what I'm saying.
Li'l Shardfinder
Oh my God, I thought that said "soaring female hormones!" (beat) Which would've made sense in this context...
(I was reading the Wikipedia article for When I Kissed the Teacher, which had a line about "soaring female harmonies". Not hormones.) 
edited 6th Mar '15 7:38:11 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Back after a long hiatus
"This is gonna sound really weird, but I feel a little bit high. Just a bit."
(I got a shot for meningitis earlier today, and it combined with some coffee from Starbucks made me feel all loopy and happy for the rest of the day until like five minutes ago.)
edited 6th Mar '15 7:45:25 PM by Tojin
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
This buttheaded butthead is a buttheaded butthead.
Dear Maria, plaase core to the custle, I habe naked a coke for you. Yours tluly; Pwincesy Roadstool. ~Petch
Back after a long hiatus
"Yeah, no, your Wisdom is 5. [...] Yeah, exactly, Wisdom is common sense. That's why yours is only 5."
edited 7th Mar '15 6:43:58 PM by Tojin
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
"But I know what it tastes like because I have it in my mouth every night"
I was talking about toothpaste.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
It was ecstasy
covers will need washed
best chocolate ever
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"Just as planned."
"You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Li'l Shardfinder
An hour long, thirty minutes and... Somethiiiiing!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
The Vagrant
I decided that one day I'll be a serial killer.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
"I went to Windy's today and ordered a single. The pink-haired girl behind the counter kept talking about birds and panels. It was the most fun I've had in years."
Mweheheh
"Just as planned."
"I can't read this! It's in Japersianench!"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
A bunch of people on another forum were posting (jokey) status updates involving Wendy's (and KFC), and, see, I like Panel de Pon and there's a character in the game named Windy, so I figured I'd intentionally confuse the two for the sake of humor.
edited 9th Mar '15 4:39:25 PM by Eskay64
OH YES!!
"Roz(one of my many ocs) is half-Turkish and half-Italian. They are described as having olive skin and being fat. Of course, they would be played by a mildly chubby white guy in a live action adaptation."
edited 9th Mar '15 5:04:52 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Back after a long hiatus
"Issa composition by Bach. Little Fugue in somethin' or other, iunno."
EDIT: Weirder one. "Oh, I've just sprayed cheese everywhere."
edited 9th Mar '15 7:51:39 PM by Tojin
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Li'l Shardfinder
Spandex knackers?
(I was listening to a backwards recording of my voice, and that's what I heard.)
also...
Well, that was a fun cwedits sequence. (beat) "Cwedits"?
edited 10th Mar '15 5:27:52 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"The biology today is just really bad Sponge Bob fanfiction."
Mweheheh
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Storytime!
"And I was having such fun drowning Woody."
"Instead, it was all Kubricky."
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
"Because you're the protagonist. That's how games work."
-insert appropriate signature here-