Microwave beef ranch
"yes, I wrote Alex of Tirregan into my fic for you and you alone, solely to crush your heart."
strange because I was being DEAD serious, I wrote a character from one fandom into a fic for another just to give one of my friends emotions.
that was 9 months ago and she still hasn't forgiven me for it, as I learned when we talked about it today.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I am become Afgan Cap."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"Just as planned."
"Ah, yes. I am Shaykhah Yerbouti, of the KC Sheikdom. How may I help you?"
edited 24th Dec '14 7:43:53 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"I promise I'm not a psychopath. The proper term is 'sociopath'."
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I expect to see much of this thread tomorrow."
"There will be at least 1 mention of colorful undies."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"then they cook the narrator"
whatever he can
"Yesterday, we went from watching a movie about witch trials, to a movie about the True Meaning Of Christmas, to a movie about ebola."
dead devotion
Li'l Shardfinder
"Mad Dog and Hella Jeff", I dunno...
(I was looking at a Sporcle quiz about Uma Thurman movies...)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.How many bags of Marshmallows should I bring to Hell?
(I had just informed my friend I was naming a character in a fanfiction "Uncle Ben")
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
*Spit Take* "What did you make this moonshine out of?! Old socks?!"
edited 26th Dec '14 5:55:19 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Yes, I do know of the Tardis."
(was replying to an online friend who made the whorp-whorp sound of the Doctor Who Tardis)
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"I had a dream. There was an RPG convention, and historical reenactment group..." (Beat) "...doing Wehrmacht impressions."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Didn't you know dreams are non-ferrous?"
"Just as planned."
"So, as decided by Adam, I am no longer allowed to make a dark-sided Warrior who touches the tentacles of a Twi'lek or shaves the fur off a wookie. I am though allowed to become red-eyed and have an echo-y voice just to scare children."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"Nobody ever completes their New Year's Resolution, so my resolution to improve communication next Christmas is perfectly valid."
Li'l Shardfinder
Mein Führer, I can touch-type!
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edited 26th Dec '14 6:09:02 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Just as planned."
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Weeeee'llll chat agaaaain.. don't know wheeereeee... don't know wheeeeen...
edited 26th Dec '14 3:59:59 PM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"Markiplier made it to the mün . . . . in about 30,000 pieces."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"YOU DONT KNOW US!! WE WILL THRIVE! WE WILL OVERCOME! WE ARE STARTING OUR FAMILY, AND WE WILL TEACH OUR CHILD EXACTLY WHAT GREATER THAN GREATER THAN GOD LESS THAN LESS THAN WANTS IN THEIR PATH. WE WILL TEACH THEM HOW TO FIGHT AGAINST OPRESSORS LIKE YOU PEOPLE! WE WILL START A GENERA- *Breaks down in laughter* My god! This woman is a fucking loony."
"Ada boddabreddavoda sandvich"
The latter is what happens when you mumble your want for a breakfast sandwich to a guy with hearing trouble.
edited 27th Dec '14 9:47:18 AM by blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"Just as planned."
"Bloody hell, give them a uniform, and they think they're Mussolini."
"Did you expect somebody else?"lets play the "how long can I convince the side characters/audience that I just killed off both main characters" game.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
Not from today exactly, and not by me but my sister. "Was our church a part of the Ku Klux Klan?"
Mweheheh
"The Three Musketeers are busting a lava lamp on a stove."
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
I don't think blood would ferment very well.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else