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Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#6026: Jul 25th 2014 at 10:11:54 AM

"Skrelp is Weedy and Dragalage is Leafy"

phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Last_Hussar Since: Nov, 2013
#6028: Jul 25th 2014 at 11:54:47 AM

His best friend is Mr Gruber, who 1) has a german accent (in the TV series), 2) Runs an antique shop 3) is in his late fifties, or in his 60s in the 1970s, which makes him in his twenties during the war.

That antique shop is selling all the stuff he looted whilst in the wehrmacht!

And of course, Paddington is an illegal immigrant...

edited 25th Jul '14 11:55:36 AM by Last_Hussar

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#6029: Jul 25th 2014 at 2:10:24 PM

"My two favorite dragons in fictional history are Darth Vader and Kronk."

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#6030: Jul 25th 2014 at 2:10:48 PM

"Did you eated the bomb?"

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#6032: Jul 25th 2014 at 2:53:36 PM

I was in the pool and suddenly said quietly to myself, "I wonder what going full Super Saiyan while masturbating feels like."

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OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#6033: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:00:19 PM

[up]Okay, that's a new one. You win the thread.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#6034: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:01:44 PM

[up][up]Much like this I would imagine.tongue

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#6035: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:09:30 PM

Ahhhaha bacon omg

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#6036: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:10:32 PM

That's what a lot of Dragon Ball Z Abridged is like.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#6037: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:11:13 PM

I NEED TO WATCH IT MORE

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#6038: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:11:32 PM

[up]

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#6039: Jul 25th 2014 at 6:36:04 PM

It's not lying. It's embellishment.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#6040: Jul 25th 2014 at 7:59:18 PM

"That's certainly not the strangest euphemism I've heard for frickfrack. "

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#6041: Jul 25th 2014 at 8:58:40 PM

"You've just activated my 'Giant Snowballing Yeti' strategy. Prepare to be punched in the face by an unstoppable horned humanoid and his army of clerics, knights, and that one orc I just threw in the deck because why the hell not."

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#6042: Jul 26th 2014 at 12:07:07 PM

"I can feel myself undergoing solar rotisserie."

Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#6043: Jul 26th 2014 at 1:32:52 PM

"That....THAT IS SLANDER MOST HIGH! If I ruled the world I'd have you hanged! Pauper's child or king; I'd have my soldiers line up and use your hanging corpse for target practice and then I'd throw you out with all the ceremony of a candy-wrapper. People's lives are ruined by that filth, you piece of trash."

My reaction to the "He touched my breast" scene in The Wizard. I wanted so hard to go into my television and slap the hell outta 'em.

edited 26th Jul '14 1:33:36 PM by Blackcoldren

Not dead, just feeling like it.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#6044: Jul 26th 2014 at 2:15:48 PM

"I've just realised that right now I should be called Agent and shouldn't talk. Let me shut up."

"Did you expect somebody else?"
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#6046: Jul 26th 2014 at 7:08:49 PM

"My house is peeing on a bush."

Smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#6047: Jul 26th 2014 at 7:13:35 PM

"If it gets too difficult, I'll just go without the armor."

Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Still just awesome like that
#6048: Jul 26th 2014 at 8:28:16 PM

"Okay, so all the butter should hopefully be gone..."

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
MaxwellDaring Since: Jan, 2013
#6049: Jul 26th 2014 at 10:57:00 PM

"An apple a day keeps the Fruit Police away."

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#6050: Jul 27th 2014 at 12:15:11 AM

Half-naked boxing woman! A guy with a permanent cat smile and evil eyes!

(a description of two NPCs in Magic of Scheherazade)

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.

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