Hey there! Having fun?
"Huh. I forgot Wednesday came after Monday... wait."
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"At this rate I'm gonna collapse a lung, or cough one up."
Asthma/Asma plus whatever illness I have equals much coughing.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"CHRIST IN A— A CUPCAKE!"
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
I just managed to typo Ain't no grave can hold my body down to Ain't no gravy can hold my body down.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"It's Maurice's fault for colonising the wrong side of the continent."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"The handsome cake is getting along quite nicely with the bear."
Bloody Fossil
"If you come tumbling down the stairs now, I'm not calling you an ambulance!"
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
"I met the real Guy Cool. Hes a Buddhist monk who hangs out at the mall."
"If this turns into The Little Match Girl, I'm burnin' this city to the ground."
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
MY EYES
"I hate to say I told you so- Oh, who am I kidding? I love telling people I told you so."
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
"What about my baby!?"
Someone jokingly threatened to punch me in the stomach, and for some reason I felt that was the best way to defuse the situation.
Did you know this section has a character limit?
"I'm pretty sure there's more going on in the world than Lady Mondegreens."
edited 18th Apr '14 5:49:17 PM by GeekCodeRed
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
MY EYES
"I'm pretty sure eating a banana while making gun clicking noises was the highlight of my day. God, I love weekends."
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Robin in young justice looks like a butch lesbian. >.>
Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
MY EYES
"Oh, so they tie their arteries together and gain followers by reaching into people's faces and pulling out their still functioning brains before ultimately shambling into voting booths to cast a single vote and covering themselves in mucus membrane that hardens into a cocoon for them to eventually hatch from as a flying extradimensional cephalopod? Neat."
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
The Great One
"Who the hell would own a 55,000 dollar Mercedes yet live in an apartment over some old hillbilly's garage?" Me and and one of my neighbors talking about some couple that lives down the street from us.
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton
MY EYES
"If we made a recursive version of that, we could defeat entropy."
"Curing cancer through artillery strikes is awesome."
edited 19th Apr '14 12:19:38 PM by MaxwellDaring
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Having a good time!
"I though I was living on the edge!"
Me in regards to eating a chocolate bunny before Easter
Blog link
"Can any of you headless ladies help me find something affordable in my size?"
"Is getting high on Easter religious if it's 4/20? Because I feel like it would be to some people."
MY EYES
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On the same subject...
"It's the holiday trifecta! It's Easter, 4/20, and a new episode of Game of Thrones is coming on."
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Bloody Fossil
Did you know this section has a character limit?
"All Captain America ships should be prefaced with USS."
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"Don't buff the gnome!"
Not dead, just feeling like it.
It may be all lasers and relativistic kill drones now, but once we're in range it's gonna be electronic warfare happy hour.
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.