Dreaming out loud.
Spray bottle broken by betterthanstrawberry.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Show an affirming flame
betterthanstrawberry THUMPED by Stick of Fourth-Wall Breakage.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Don't feed the plants!
Hackers can't be THUMPED.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Dreaming out loud.
The Secret Service arrest hacker for endangering national security.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Show an affirming flame
Geeks display outrage because the Secret Service raided Steve Jackson Games when they went after the hacker. Again.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
I can't breathe in this
Girls intimidate geeks
Hello again tropers
Don't feed the plants!
Every girl submits to Chuck Norris whether they want to or not (but of course they all want to).
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Saxton Hale is many times the man as Chuck Norris!
Dreaming out loud.
Woods shoves a grenade down Saxton Hale's throat, causing him to explode into chunks of pure solid testosterone, which Woods absorbs to increase his own power.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Woods gets blown up by the Holy Hand Grenade.
Dreaming out loud.
Holy Hand Grenade stolen by Ali Baba.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Ali Baba killed by sandstorm.
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Sandstorm overpowered by giant monsoon of doom.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
giant monsoon crashes into brick wall.
Departed days ahead.
Brick wall gets smashed apart by sledgehammer.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Tief girl with eartude
Sledgehammer breaks due to overuse.
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Overused gets renewed.
Ghosts' Poet
renewed gets torn out of the dictionary by a troglodyte
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
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Dorfs get spellchecked!
Tief girl with eartude
Spellcheck is not ibuprofen.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
ibudprofen gets hammered by a hammer?
Hello everyone.
hammer sliced by golden sword.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
Furnace melts golden sword.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
spray bottle battles rust