I can't breathe in this
Explosion
Hello again tropers
Don't feed the plants!
Jack Bauer survives explosion.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Stan Smith beats up Jack
Classic Furry Sidekick.
Testicular Cancer!
My name remains a mystery to us all.
Don't feed the plants!
Lance Armstrong survives testicular cancer!
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Ghosts' Poet
Ghost Rider outcycles Lance
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Don't feed the plants!
Water extinguishes Ghost Rider.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
A nuclear explosion evaporates the water!
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Cockroaches survive a nuclear explosion.
Don't feed the plants!
Boot squashes cockroach.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Boot dragged off foot by rabid dog.
Don't feed the plants!
Newbery Medal kills dog.
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Rabid dog taken out and shot by a high-powered rifle (this earns the aforementioned Newbery Medal).
edited 3rd Jan '11 6:22:29 PM by sgrunt
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Dreaming out loud.
High power rifle gets banned by liberals.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Don't feed the plants!
Liberals are eaten by wild dogs.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Show an affirming flame
Dogs shot by high-powered rifle.
Don't feed the plants!
Huh, we have a new version of RPS now. Dog Liberal Gun.
Anyways...
High Powered Rifle eaten by a Giant Chameleon.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Dreaming out loud.
High-powered rifle gets corroded by mud.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Don't feed the plants!
MUD EATEN BY GIANT CHAMELEON
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Flandre Scarlet, out of boredom, tortures lizard to death.
Out of control steamroller flattens Flandre.
Dio Brando smashes the steamroller after crushing someone with it.
Dreaming out loud.
Steamroller stopped by depleted uranium caltrops.
EDIT: Ah hell, I typed "iron" after "depleted uranium". Sorry everyone.
edited 3rd Jan '11 7:23:33 PM by betterthanstrawberry
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Depleted uranium iron (wait, what?) caltrops get stashed in Yucca Mountain.
edited 3rd Jan '11 7:19:02 PM by Balmung
Rules are simple. First person says an noun. (May it be peanut butter, or Don Knotts.) Next person says something that beats the crap outta the previous noun.
New rule! Must say it like good ol' fashion R.P.S. (Example: Chicken kills bacon! Then: Dog smothers chicken!)
I'll start:
Fridge.