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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1076: Mar 29th 2014 at 12:08:01 PM

But she's like..... five!

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1077: Mar 29th 2014 at 12:09:32 PM

Don't tell me the ceremony is going to be in the sea...

-one Gilligan Cut later-

-drowned blubs-

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
darkomega245 Since: May, 2012
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1079: Mar 29th 2014 at 12:37:16 PM

What?

But that's a fictional character!

Who's s**tty fanfic is this?

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#1080: Mar 31st 2014 at 7:15:12 AM

Yay, money! I'm going with this :D

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#1081: Apr 3rd 2014 at 6:00:09 PM

He doesn't look half bad...

MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#1082: Apr 4th 2014 at 12:02:45 AM

Does that make Zabuza my father-in-law, or do I have to marry them both?

Either way, this is NOT good news for me. Nor easily escaped.

edited 4th Apr '14 12:03:07 AM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#1083: Apr 4th 2014 at 4:36:24 AM

Shit, I really should have watched that show.

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RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#1084: Apr 4th 2014 at 4:36:52 AM

With a radio signal? Okay!

"Did you expect somebody else?"
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#1085: Apr 4th 2014 at 5:50:41 AM

Well, the usual sanity issues common to anime characters, but at least she's female and fairly attractive and nice by anime standards. Could do a lot worse in this game, even if I wouldn't go for it in reality.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#1086: Apr 4th 2014 at 6:53:03 AM

...Natsu...

-sigh-

Fine I'll give him a shot, only cuz he's cute.

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FergardStratoavis 30% Petrify from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Betrayed by Delilah
30% Petrify
#1087: Apr 4th 2014 at 8:12:49 AM

This might be either the good thing or a horrifically bad one.

Big Grah
TPPR10 Shocking Gun! from out of nowhere Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Shocking Gun!
#1088: Apr 4th 2014 at 8:29:15 AM

How much are you paying for this?

Continue the bloodline, Fujimaru!
MobileLeprechaun In Perpetual Finality from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
In Perpetual Finality
#1089: Apr 4th 2014 at 8:31:44 AM

...Is this, like, the first arranged lesbian marriage ever?

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paradisedj32 Since: Jan, 2011
#1090: Apr 4th 2014 at 8:59:52 AM

I am just barely ok with this. I hope the homophobes don't murder us. Also, old guy will die soon.

darkomega245 Since: May, 2012
#1091: Apr 4th 2014 at 9:01:51 AM

...BUT SHES A LITTLE GIRL!

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1092: Apr 4th 2014 at 9:38:06 AM

But they're military!

And I'm technically a pacifist.

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1093: Apr 4th 2014 at 10:50:48 PM

I.... uh, no.

\*kills the people responsible*

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#1094: Apr 4th 2014 at 10:54:11 PM

I do believe polygamy is illegal.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#1095: Apr 5th 2014 at 12:26:22 AM

Although I haven't seen Fairy Tail, I've heard good things about Natsu. And he's pretty hot too XD

FergardStratoavis 30% Petrify from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Betrayed by Delilah
30% Petrify
#1096: Apr 5th 2014 at 3:43:16 AM

I feel like I'm on a losing position in this three-way-marriage.

Big Grah
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1097: Apr 5th 2014 at 4:38:19 PM

Uhhhmmm.... hi?

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#1098: Apr 5th 2014 at 8:36:52 PM

But she's already married! She's happy the way she is! D:

MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
MobileLeprechaun In Perpetual Finality from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
In Perpetual Finality
#1100: Apr 5th 2014 at 8:54:15 PM

B-but I thought she already had a boyfriend...

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