I say, all of you are being such bloody wankers.
Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.Look who's chatting, arse!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Now see here, blokes, this 'ere boffins about ta' bash ya' 'eads in, ya' wankers!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousWell, quite.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'Indubitably, gents.
Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.I pose a question; wot the bloody 'ell are you doin?
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkdMy goodness, lads, what's all this fuss about? Come, let's all 'ave a sip of some nice herbal tea with crumpets and scones and calm ourselves down, wot?
Nay, laddie/lassie! Tea is too soft ferrrr a highland sort like meself!
...well Scotland is technically part of Britain. Does it not count?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Calm your breeches, ladies and gentlemen. Would any of you like a spot of tea?
It's been 3000 years…Are ya takin' the piss? Fack off!
Am I the only genuine Brit here?
edited 19th Jul '14 4:41:39 PM by MrLavisherMoot
simple as
We're both so fucking right, man. Totes, bro.