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AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#1: Dec 21st 2010 at 11:02:27 AM

I'mma really happy for you, and i'mma let you finish, but Faster-than-light travel is the best travel OF ALL ti-

I'mma really happy for and, and I'mma let you finis-

I'mma really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but time travel is the best travel OF ALL TIME!

edited 21st Dec '10 11:07:25 AM by AlirozTheConfused

Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#2: Dec 21st 2010 at 11:05:57 AM

Hmm, wouldn't it go like...

Immareallyhappyforyouandimmaletyoufinishbutfaster-than-light travelisthebesttravelOFALLTIME!

There is no punctuation in 29th-century English.

edited 21st Dec '10 11:06:14 AM by Shichibukai

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
AngryScientist Nostalgia from Russia with Love Since: Nov, 2009
Nostalgia
#3: Dec 21st 2010 at 11:11:01 AM

It would look like this: ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████. There are no characters in the future.

WartysNeryon Since: Mar, 2010
#4: Dec 21st 2010 at 11:43:20 AM

ZARQUON! I WAS CARBONIZED TODAY!

edited 21st Dec '10 11:43:40 AM by WartysNeryon

Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#6: Dec 21st 2010 at 12:42:08 PM

I'll telekinesis a cyberpotato chip to my mouth... and EAT IT!

Soul is ugly.
FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#7: Dec 21st 2010 at 12:46:10 PM

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A PROMETHIAN

GET IN THE FUCKING HOVERCAR

edited 21st Dec '10 12:49:08 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#8: Dec 21st 2010 at 3:56:45 PM

Anybody need a new limb?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#9: Dec 21st 2010 at 4:26:39 PM

This is a very nice thread and all, and since reading it Begin paste mode: my central processing unit had its BIOS wiped and reformatted with a new Operating System. It would satisfy my programming if you would remain stationary for a minimum of 12 picoseconds so that I can upload data on how I became the secondary processor for B3L-41R Colony.

edited 21st Dec '10 4:28:47 PM by BlackWolfe

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
AirofMystery Since: Jan, 2001
#11: Mar 9th 2011 at 3:41:25 AM

Sup, cyberwolf, we grokked you like harmonic synthesiserations, so we put a synthesiser in your hovership so you can harmonically synthesise while you pilot.

Sakan4k from The Other Rainforest Since: Dec, 2010
#12: Mar 9th 2011 at 3:43:31 AM

I can haz FTL Travel plz?

Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#13: Mar 9th 2011 at 3:43:51 AM

A null operative's crosscharging my auto-turret!

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#14: Mar 9th 2011 at 4:54:18 AM

The cake is real.

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#15: Mar 9th 2011 at 5:25:06 AM

So...I was there being me, talking to my friends and we discussing about random shit when I decided to fuASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#16: Mar 9th 2011 at 5:37:43 AM

I am the endoskeleton of my slicer type melee weapon.
Adamantinium alloy is my body, and hyperoxide reaction fuel is my blood.
I have created over a thousand slicers,\\ Unknown to clone requests,
Nor known to successful cyborgation.
Have withstood negative feedback to create many combat tools.
Yet those synthetic effectors will never hold anything.
So, as I request of the universe- Never Ending Slicers!

edited 9th Mar '11 5:42:09 AM by Bisected8

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Cata Damn Fine Troper from Nottingham, UK Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
Damn Fine Troper
#17: Mar 9th 2011 at 5:53:43 AM

Person A: -Predicts something improbable or even impossible-

Person B: Yeah! And I heard Half Life 2: Episode 3 is out next week!

"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen."
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#19: Mar 9th 2011 at 3:59:33 PM

Did you guys hear about this one guy called Laser Jack? I heard that if you say his name he

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
PDown It's easy, mmkay? Since: Jan, 2012
It's easy, mmkay?
#20: Mar 9th 2011 at 6:09:27 PM

Zygian Grobblebex was the most badass badass EVER. Seriously, he actually touched a rabbit once without a spacesuit!

At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North Since: Aug, 2009
The filidh that cam frae Skye
#22: Mar 10th 2011 at 3:53:20 PM

SOYLENT SOY SANDWICHES?

edited 10th Mar '11 3:53:47 PM by SantosLHalper

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#23: Mar 10th 2011 at 4:04:07 PM

Richitor: Cease cardiac functions and end all biopersitance, xenobeast! Your very existence is a violation of the universal fabric!
Robo-Drac: It was not by my own decision that I have been converted to a cyborg. I was rebuilt by humans who wished to deify me!
Richitor: Deify!? You brainwash hominids and use them as drones!
Robo-Drac: Is that not the case with many Near God Entities...?
Richitor: Your claims are as dubious as your morality core. Mankind does not need your patch!
Robo-Drac: What is a hominid? A miserable compilation of encrypted memories! But enough data transference! Engage combat mode!

edited 10th Mar '11 4:05:23 PM by Bisected8

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
PDown It's easy, mmkay? Since: Jan, 2012
It's easy, mmkay?
#24: Mar 10th 2011 at 4:31:12 PM

A BAT JETPACK?! A BAT JETPACK?! YOU GAVE THE BEST HERO OF ALL TIME A BAT JETPACK?!

At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters

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