My life is a lie.
This is truly terrible news, I very desperately hope this is a trick of some kind. I am very sorry about this, I assure you this was not my intention although I fully accept all the blame.
Whaaaaaaaat
Meh own orginal character geiz!
AM ME AN STILL EXISTANT?!
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
my current job
...please tell me you were drunk too...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Lovely....
The Scarlet Witch
Did someone spike my drink? Because I don't remember any of this.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
...I don't even know you.
I was drunk, was I.
Not stupid or expendable.
You're not Jamie. Or my third self.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Well this is a most shocking occurrence. This most certainly never should have happened.
Eh, wha?!
But again... I don't even drink so what the hell happened?!
Oh dear... don't tell me...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Student of Story
I... what?! Ok, come on, where are the cameras or the people who are going to jump out and yell "gotcha" or "April fools" or whatever, because you can't be serious.
...
Right?
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
my current job
...there are no words to describe how creepy this is.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
E-Who-Must-Not-Be-Gendered
...are you still here?
ICHI I KNOW I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU BUT I NEVER INTENDED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN
my current job
...how the hell did we agree to this?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Konknitive Dissonance
Judging you
I'm not sure how could this have even worked
Haw Haw Haw
The Absolute Madman
...Oh crap! Well, I'll take care of it.
"We be we baby!"
How did this happen? I honestly can't remember...
...What the fuck...
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Konknitive Dissonance
... Welp.
Oh, this is terrible! I don't even drink!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.