OH! YEAH!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!Me: "You're so warm..."
Nodoka: "That's not me..."
Both: AAAAHHHHH!!! MONSTER!!!!!!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.So that's why my penis was covered in ice...
Me: (playing video games...)
Nodoka: (cuddles me from behind w/o warning...) "Hi, sweetie!"
Me: "Uh, Hi..." (shy grin)
A Minute Later...
Both: (view obstructed by cloud of steam...)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.... Oh God, I don't care if my kidneys will explode, this has made me into a freakin' alcoholic.
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee...
Well...at least I won't be killed by the imperial drone now, I guess? Truly a Perigee's Eve miracle.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count DorkuMe... and Laverne.... Together?
Okay, I guess.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.I...
I love my life
I want flies in on a dragons!Yuri threesome. Yes.
... could be worse, I guess.
Me: Look, I love you and all, but...
Russia: Yes, comrade magikarp?
Me: Did you have to use the pipe?
Russia: ...Yes.
Me: Mm... that was unbelievable... was it good for you?
Undertaker: -shrugs- You could have squirmed less. You know, acted more dead.
Me: ... Oh...
Undertaker: I'm just kidding, relax! Little bit of dark humor there.
Me: }:T
I think I was just raped by a Super Mutant......
...the worst part is that I enjoyed it.
...and I became the happiest person on the Internet.
Against all tyrants.Oh... My... God......
That was awesome....
edited 22nd Dec '10 3:39:32 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.My life is complete now.
o///o
Oh my... Looks at Shinichi
Did I really? Awesome.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.I can either die happy or go for round 2. I would really like round 2
Hello again tropersMe: Why... *has a thousand yard stare*
Specter: *in a fetal position, his legs covering his unmentionables and sucks his thumb nervously*
ALTERNATIVELY:
*shivering, whimpering* |
Me: Oh, Come now Wolfram! It wasn't that bad! And... Are you crying?
I'M NOT CRYING YOU JACKASS!!! *sobs weakly* |
Me: Maybe I overdid it with the rope...
ALTERNATIVELY 2:
That was... Enlightening. |
Me: Agreed...
*awkward silence then looks at me* Coffee? |
Me: Sure.
(The pilots of those jets were both men. Think about it for a moment.)
edited 25th Dec '10 6:12:12 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Me:What. The. Fuck. How much did I drink last night?
PS:>Vomit
Well, at least is a girl.
I can't stop listening to this
(we both melt into a puddle together and vaporize, making the room even steamier...)
...after she magically turns into Nodoka, of course.
edited 20th Dec '10 10:45:16 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.