- 4 I simply want to become awesome through martial arts
5. I need to lose weight.
7). My father studied at this academy, as did his father, HIS father, and the guy who raised him after he lost his parents.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.8. I want the skills to be badass.
9. I learned them out of necessity In a world of where everything is trying to kill you.
10. I enlisted in a supersoldier program.
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Shameless Self-promotion ho!11. I'm The Chosen One, so I don't really have a choice in the matter.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.12. I invented this martial art. In a cave, with a box of scrappers.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer14) The knowledge and ability was transferred to my body and mind.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?I begged an Old Master to teach me and passed his Secret Test of Character.
Something horrible happened to me, so I trained to be able to stop it from happening to anyone else.
It just came naturally to me. What, you went through Training from Hell to get where you are? Pssh.
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...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.I observe nature, and I obtain inspiration from it.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?19). I had nowhere else to go.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
Much like the Evil Overlord List, there are various reasons for studying martial arts in fiction. So, let's create the list. I'll get things started; here's a couple:
Now that I've started things up, let's continue.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.