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I dont know how to make salad so I toss the bowl in the air, a random bunny eats it at lightspeed and I lose the bowl and it goes into the sink, later I take a shower and the bunny eats more of the salad and turns on the sink,the shower becomes so hot I die of 34876159473615986438765th degree burns all over my everything

TNP is that bunny

I choke on lettuce and die. Somehow.

The next poster is in a helicopter, watching a bunch of ISIS members, none of which have anti-aircraft weaponry.

They start to throw themselves at the helicopter, destroying it and me.

The Next Guy is fightign the final boss

I am underleveled

The enxt poster drinks completely normal cocoa

I didn't give the cocoa time to cool, so I burn my tongue, jerk backwards and smack into a cupboard, causing the heavy clock on top of the cupboard to fall on my head.

The next troper is playing fetch with their dog

Taking a break, I hide the stick in my pants.

The next poster is drinking lots of spaghetti.

I die from a lethal amout of tomato sauce, then the spag becomes sentient and strangles my corpse.

TNP is just lying in bed playing video games.

edited 10th May '15 4:01:14 AM by TroperNo9001

The floor falls in, followed by the lower floor, and then a cave-in, with the roof, now 3 stories up, soon following suit and crushing me into a fine paste. Ow.

TNP is stuck in that dystopia where robots make you sit there with folded hands.

After an incident I refuse to mention, I die with my dick caught in a robot's carcass.

TNP is trying to understand King Crimson's ability

....and tries too hard, dying of brain aniurism (sp?)

TNP is travelling through the Balkan countryside by bus.

The bus gets hit by a reckless truck, toppling it into the Aegean Sea. Everyone drowns.

TNP is dancing a happy hour at the disco.

A big guy make a bad step and break my spine in half. I ded.

TNP is listening to some sweet N64 music.

I'm listening to the music on a portable music playing device and don't hear the semi-truck coming as I cross the street.

TNP is at a little kid's birthday party.

One of the balloons inexplicably drops on me while I was under it. I explode.

TNP is at the movies.

I am watching Die Hard and John Mc Clain comes out of the screen and riddles me with bullets

TNP is listening to Justin Bieber

I lose the will to live and jump off a cliff.

TNP is now Palkia, for some reason.

A trainer comes and faints me while attempting to catch me. The damn bastard.

The next guy is the night guard at Fazbear's Pizza, but he's armed like Ashley Riot and Raiden's mutant offspring.

I don't know how to properly use any of the stuff, though, so I end up accidentally killing myself long before any of the animatronics get anywhere near me

The next poster has just purchased an entirely ordinary kitten

I die swiftly from allergies.

TNP is farming.

Hes farming absulute virtue or at least trying

Your fighting a boss

I die.

TNP is driving through the Appalachians in a convertible.

You forgot to put the cover up you die from hypothermia

You are in the corrupt a wish thread

I die from Wishplosion.

TNP is building something out of LEGO.

I build a really tall and thick tower. It falls over and squishes me

SPLAT!

TNP is eating at a Pizza Hut

I choke on a poorly chewed slice but no one is there to save me.

TNP is on the rooftop watching the stars.