Braids From S286 Not Included
I somehow get fatal allergies from just binge watching them.
TNP is ordering fast food.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Remember that woman at McDonalds who spilled scalding hot coffee in her lap? That's me, only there are now 100 of those cups, and everyone spills them on me.
The next person to read this is trapped in an escape room with no clues to help them get out.
edited 20th Feb '18 6:15:55 PM by WillyFourEyes
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Blitzy....
I try to punch a whole in the window, get cut by the broken glass, and bleed to death.
TNP is playing their favorite video game.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Unreal Tournament! Uh-oh, the fourth wall did not protect me and my head asploded when Loque used his sniper rifle on me.
The next player is invited to join the mysterious dancers in The Lost Woods.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
I refuse their offer and so they stab me to death and throw me in a ditch.
TNP is a ninja.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
He'll take the case!
I am not as sneaky as I thought I was and I end up getting spotted and killed by the enemy.
TNP is on a camping trip.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Not Sherlock Holmes
TNP wants to be the very best like no one ever was.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
But how can I do that if I lose to a trainer who uses nothing but L.1 Bidoofs?
The next poster witnesses a Bar Brawl between the Hell's Angels and the Pagans.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
I get digested by my newly evolved victreebell.
TNP is at school.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
...
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I get stabbed by a parallel universe version of myself who accused me of being a traitorous heretic. I was a witness to the local Yandere's latest crime and taken out.
TNP is in someone else's chair.
...
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
The ground opens up beneath me and I fall into the void
TNP is making lunch
edited 21st Feb '18 12:27:10 PM by QuantumMelody29
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
I'm a Lethal Chef, so the food comes alive, turns into an Eldritch Abomination and eats me.
TNP is drinking a mug of coffee.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Strongest In History
A piece of bread from the sandwich I was making is moldy, so I throw it out. into a teleporter. The teleporter creates sentient, scary, hungry bread that promptly eats me.
TNP visits the future.
edited 21st Feb '18 12:46:02 PM by DefRevenge24601
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
I'm killed by a Temporal Paradox. (Dun dun dun-dun-dun...DUN DUN DUN!)
The next poster is picked as the grand marshal for the next Daytona 500 race.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!All involved race cars crash into each other and careen into me. The Chunky Salsa Rule indicates that I'm dead with no chance of revival.
The next player encounters what seems to be a spellbound sleeping maiden.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
The sleeping maiden turns out to be an illusion, disguising an Eldritch Abomination. Looks like I just got a (un)healthy dose of Mind Rape, and it killed me.
You are dead. Dead. Dead
begins playing.
TNP forgot to click the post button.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Strongest In History
For no reason at all, a nuclear bomb drops on me. Turns out, my post was the thing that, in another timeline, made North Korea suddenly endeared to America.
TNP finds an unmarked N64 cartridge on the sidewalk.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
...
It actually had invisible marks that bestow an instant death curse to those that touch it. Unfortunately it seems I won't be the only one...
TNP is playing a game within a game.
...
Kill or kill, you know?
The first game is ejected, and put into the rubbish bin, killing me.
TNP is reading Homestuck and forgot to save where s/he is.
edited 23rd Feb '18 1:22:17 PM by Joker45654
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
The frustration causes a heart attack, while i'm being pulled out of the building by paramedics they forgot to strap me into the rollerbed and i go tumbling down the stairs, breaking my neck. Hmm, maybe someone should have warned them about those stairs.
TNP is attempting to destroy the sun.
edited 24th Feb '18 10:57:30 PM by Jaxfirebus
He'll take the case!
I end up getting shot by a baby.
TNP is scuba diving.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
I run out of air and drown slowly.
TNP is in a padded cell in an insane asylum
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Not Sherlock Holmes
The pads contract, crushing me into paste.
TNP is making a rap video with a couple of friends.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I successfully start the war and am promptly assassinated.
TNP is watching cat videos on the internet.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.