Troper Story

Now kid; what you are drinking is coffee from a very rare plant. Only a few plants are grown every ten years, the beans are roasted one at a time. Right now there is another 4 cups in the world, when you've finished that, there will be three and they're found in my thermos, there would have been eight, but five are now mixed with shards of glass on my kitchen table. There will not be any more for another fifty years, and that's assuming the plants aren't extinct by then.

Enjoy the caffeine buzz it's about to give you and think about what you've done. *goes back inside*

You know, 4 + 5 = NINE, not 8. What was your math teacher on when she taught you?

My character is a reality warper created to be the living Reset Button.

Wow you love the word No don't you

edited 10th Dec '10 5:04:32 PM by queenofdarkness

NO.

My character is a yandere Psycho Lesbian whose past lover tried to burn her house down. She has a scar on her left cheek from the incident. She is in possession of a Sword and Gun. At first she seems like a very conservative and snarky woman, but is extremely calculating and cautious.

OK.

queen, no Reality Warpers. Ever.

edited 10th Dec '10 5:14:02 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt

You know, 4 + 5 = NINE, not 8. What was your math teacher on when she taught you?

I was pouring myself one of the five when the cafetiere was broken so it would have been gone anyway.

edited 10th Dec '10 5:16:47 PM by Bisected8

My character is a former astronaut who fused with an alien consiousnes and gained incredible intelligence, but also went batshit insane.

-looks up from complex mathematical formulas-
Be careful, there are little insects in the coffee. They eat your brain.

I think it's time for a fight!

Hsss...

-a glowing spider crawls into the coffee-

-drink coffee with glowing spider inside-

Oh God! I think I'm goin to be sick!

-scoffs-

You should look in your cup before you drink from it.

I know, but...

-throws up in sink-

Dude! It's neon green! What the hell was in the cup?!

edited 10th Dec '10 7:32:59 PM by ACrackInTime

-looks up again-
Please stop being so noisy, I'm trying to figure something very important out.

edited 10th Dec '10 9:37:41 PM by LolipodDistortion

WHY IS THERE A SINK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!?!?!?!

edited 10th Dec '10 10:01:28 PM by Reecer6

It's my science expirament. Don't touch it, you'll ruin the data.

-spider begins to grow-

What...the hell?

A knife hurtles towards Compassionate Sadist.

.*Nudges knife off course with telekinesis*

Where did that freaking come from?!?!?

edited 11th Dec '10 12:02:30 AM by Reecer6

And then from the alley where the knife came from, a man in a black trenchcoat wearing a very frightening mask walks onto the street, playing tricks with his balisong. And from the way he walks, one can tell that he thinks that he's untouchable.

edited 11th Dec '10 12:09:37 AM by Strigon

-giant spider hisses at man-

The man simply sneers at the Spider.

"How the hell did pest control miss that fugly thing?"

How the hell did it end up in my coffee drink?!

"Tch. Whatever."

I Hurl a stake at the spider with the same force as a crossbow.

-stamps on spider-

Now, what powers have I gained?

edited 11th Dec '10 4:58:37 AM by ACrackInTime