Super Smash Bros.

I like that new motto...

"SETTLE IT IN SMMMASH!"

That should totally be the course of action when caught in a minor argument.

...or even a major one.

"Mr. Gorbachev, if I defeat you in honorable Smash combat, you will tear down this wall."

"No items, Fox only, Final Destination."

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."

Since when did Smash Bros become Super Sentai?

Let the joy of love give you an answer! Check out my book!

Since Captain Falcon

"Tell them to shut up and have some faith in me." - dead flashback guy

I just imagined a world in which all wars are fought in smash tournaments. Someone should turn that into a fanfic.

Put it on Reddit. They seem to be the go-to site for that stuff.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."

Oh, that would be so much better...

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

@Enderspy: That's a terribly idea. How could you put in the somehow-mandatory mansion?

"What's out there? What's waiting for me?"

They already did. It's called Mad World.

He said Smash Tournaments, not tournaments about smashing.

Wait a minute!

Smash tournaments.

Tournaments about smashing.

Jack from Mad World confirmed for Smash!

edited 22nd Sep '14 2:30:58 PM by Jinxmenow

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."

The next time me and my brother have a disagreement...

SETTLE IT IN SMASH

you know, that awkward zombie comic bothers me.

specifically, the authors comment about ridley being the only one to have actually done anything awful

to be fair, dorfy totes destroyed hyrule like, 3 times. he personally killed zeldas father and drove her out of hyrule, and had her hidden and on the run for 7 years and in the defeat timeline he kills link during the final battle, he kidnapped aryll and is indirectly responsible for one father and daughter pair falling into destitution and admittedly for another pair rising out of it, he's indirectly responsible for making link and aryll's grandmother cry (which is seriously just the most heinous crime in existance), he gave luigi a job at mario's ranch, he kills his own phantom when he loses to link (which is totally not fair, since he loses to link too but he doesnt off himself does he?) and he makes link fight zelda in TP. he's also responsible for zant taking over the twili realm and invading hyrule and interrupting zelda's coronation making sure that the one chance we had for a queen zelda was a near miss.

i'd say he's done some pretty awful things too.

I will now only play my copy of Smash as Little Mac wearing swim trunks and boxing gloves.

"Marth likes just the tip, Lucina likes the whole thing."

Well, at least the Zelda from Hyrule Warriors is apparently a queen.

the english and japanese title for her is "princess" last i checked, actually.

edited 22nd Sep '14 4:24:34 PM by Tarsen

Er, just to note:

From the trivia page. She's still considered a princess in that game, and I stand to think that the interview in question was a translation error and all Hayashi meant was that she could be considered a queen because of her status and ability (basically, having and commanding an army) in HW, rather than her actually being a queen.

edited 22nd Sep '14 4:29:15 PM by Customer

Oh. I just had someone mention that she was a queen in that universe and didn't bother to check if it was the case or not. Whoops.

Zelda's my favorite princess. Always has been, always will be.

"Marth likes just the tip, Lucina likes the whole thing."

but which zelda tho?

personally, my fav is TP...

though only because SS zelda isnt a princess at any point in the game

I thought Lucina was?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Oh, and also, Tarsen, I agree with being a bit bugged by the AZ comment, but I assume that author meant that Ridley is the only one that directly affected a character on a personal level that hasn't had it retconned or Hand Waved away like some other recurring villains. Link and Zelda may have endured much of Ganondorf's evil, but they also happen to have multiple incarnations (for lack of a better word) of themselves across different games, so whatever evil Ganon has wrought upon them changes as well. Plus, they tend to always undo his evil in the end.

Samus, however, has always been the same protagonist in every one of her games, and which means every confrontation with Ridley means dealing with her parents' murderer. So I kind of get the point the author was trying to make.

...Now I kind of wish that For had a Dissidia-esque story mode, with various characters actually interacting with one another on a more personal level. But that will never happen.

Why not both? And Lucy's more of a death dealing badass mofo than an actual princess.

"Marth likes just the tip, Lucina likes the whole thing."

Why can't Lucina be both?

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

Yes. Your point?

"Marth likes just the tip, Lucina likes the whole thing."

She can be a princess but she spends all her time being a warrior (A DAMN fine ass warrior)than a princess.

"Marth likes just the tip, Lucina likes the whole thing."