ITT: We are in a generic fantasy world

Crack wanna join party. I need a guy who uses good magic. My quest is to create a map of the entire fantasy world.

Sure. Why not?

-eats dragon bogie-

-breathes fire-

edited 12th Dec '10 10:46:09 AM by ACrackInTime

ok first lets buy some weapons. -buys stuff for black magic-

ok now to explore this town!

-starts making map-

Weapons? Why would I need weapons when I have this?

-waves staff-

Although a bow and arrow would be useful...

Because I need to fight too plus The second goal I have is to master evil magic.

-messes around with bow and arrow-

Master evil magic? Why?

Because.......Its the only magic I can use for some reason.

-shrugs-

Fair enough.

-fires bow at tree-

I made map of town. Now to go to that forest over there.

-points at forest with thorny trees-

-goes back into shop-

Extra dragon bogies and... er... some dwarf piss please. I'm going into the woods. And I intend get drunk.

-is in thorny woods making map-

Wow! These woods are full of spikes and thorns!

-runs back to wood carrying bag-

Hey! Want some dwarf piss?

No! I don't drink pee o-o

You sure? More for me then!

-gets bottle out of bag-

-sips dwarf piss-

-pokes a thorn tree which pisses it off-

OH SHIT!

Hey, wait a minute, this isn't gold. These are rocks! They stole my wares!

-grabs crossbow and runs after them-

Just wait for them to come back to buy more stuff and then cause an insta-KO...

-Wanders around-

Looking for quest, any ideas?

My dark lord is telling me to hide!

-is hiding behind tree-

I forgot phoenixor took my gold!

No we're not there yet. No, we won't set up camp. No, I don't care that your skirt got torn.

*continues to ignore nagging from The Load Damsel in Distress*

Hm? Is that Queenie hiding in a bush?

-is hiding inside treetrunk and has dummy in bush-

Well this is nice. mistaking rocks for gold and giving to now pissed of shop keeper. Pissing off a monster. Can this get any worse?

edited 12th Dec '10 5:33:38 PM by queenofdarkness

Oh wait, it's just a dummy. What is a dummy of them doing in a bu- What the heck is this sticky stuff all over... OH EW!!!

Cleanse Spell! I need a Cleanse Spell! Or atleast soap or something!

Is no-one aware of the angry shopkeeper?

-is still inside tree trunk-

Curse you phoenixor. If he never stole my gold, I would have not mistook rocks for it.

edited 13th Dec '10 12:04:36 AM by queenofdarkness

I am not, since I have not heard anyone speak to me about it or encounter him, plus I didn't visit any shops. I had my gear before I emvarked on my soon to be epic journey to become the main character. Though I should have packed a Cleanse spell, or maybe Purify.

Did I just say that out of character?

edited 13th Dec '10 12:04:41 AM by KuroFox

Ah, sorry.

Was just scrying on him.