This is Nonsense Land

And my teeth are in need of shaving.

-tree grows out of forehead-

excuse me, I'm looking for my dog, he's invisible, but he leaves around ten litters of chocolate sauce when taking a bath.

I wanted to keep this discreet, but the government is trying to ban family wedding photos.

which is if you ask me, just another agenda to side-step their locational blunder of the 5 sisterly hugs they proposed to on monday but not a tuesday.

-picks off smiley fruits from tree from pies forehead-

-smiley fruits turn into fetuses-

(Fusch-chan flies in here from a different thread, only to realise that Queen seems to have followed her here. Luckily, she is floating high above ground so Queen can't reach her.)

edited 4th Dec '10 2:11:48 AM by FuschlatzOReilly

Wheeeee

-tree grows wings-

Well, this water sure is gelatinous!

But the water isn't fermented yet? (puts hands into water)

there, drink till you can hit tomorrow in the face.

Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?

OH NO THE WALLS ARE MAKING PIZZA RUN AWAY HURRY

edited 4th Dec '10 2:12:49 AM by Fuzy2K

Fusch-chan: Oh, yeah! I think he went that way! (points directly behind Crack)

(Fusch-chan backstrokes towards the walls and begins eating.)

edited 4th Dec '10 2:13:51 AM by FuschlatzOReilly

Thank you.

-runs after sports car-

OI! YOU FORGOT YOUR CHANGE!

HELPMEIMSTUCKINSIDEMYSELF

-begins swimming in the tree. No, not on the tree, in the tree-

-returns-

Damn blowfish forgot their change. Ah well.

-eats change-

-sucks change from the back of Crack's head and feeds it to fetus-fruits-

Well, at least the change was made of dynamite. The tin foil hats will be appeased by the treeson.

-hulks out-

I AM STRONG MAN

WHAT!

-blows up-

-magically regenerates-

You were saying?

Does anybody want to have a race with the exploding dogfish of the desert snows? They did the worst and won tan90 times on Octember 36! Starting line is over there, so just stroll over there at 90 miles an hour.

Yay! I'm made of Ice Cream!

Uh-oh... (melts)

Gentlemen, my diamonds are on horses!

LOOK AT THEM

Wheeee I'm melting!

Mmmm! I taste good!

edited 4th Dec '10 6:05:43 PM by Fuzy2K

HEEEEEERP

-tree grows out of tongue-