[inb4 touhou, linguistics, math, sex and Chris Chan]
This thread is now for my sole personal benefit.
Bitch bitch whine whine blah blah blah.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
So, hottest cartoon porn.
^^Roasted bitch with some red whine is absolutely delicious. Personally, I like to marinade mine in tears before cooking it. makes it so much more tender and moist.
^I wanna have sex with a turtle.
edited 28th Nov '10 10:08:42 PM by MidnightVelvet
Does it count as derailing the thread if you post a picture of this thread being derailed?
edited 28th Nov '10 10:09:44 PM by doorhandle
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God, I love Stuck. Blah blah blah shameless self promotion yada yada yada anybody want some pie?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
If I have the pope's babies, would that make my children half pope?
One just might
Why does more and more pizzas have pineapples in the toppings. This should be banned.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
I think the Chinese made like a million billion prawn crackers in the Great Leap Forward so they could exceed Britain's prawn cracker output, but then Mao realised Britain doesn't even have prawn crackers so he gave up on it, so now China exports prawn crackers to Chinese restaurants everywhere in the world, and that's why I always get prawn crackers with my Chinese takeaway even though I never ask for them.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Gilbert And Sullivan is insanely catchy. Has anyone else noticed this?
Now every man
To aid his clan
Should plot and plan
As best he can
don't stop believing
Catarrh
My cat is shedding like crazy, I tell you what.
This is a signature
One just might
Some idiot jump queue in front of me again. That guy should be banned from driving.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
"Queue" is a funny word, and it's fun to say. "Queue queue queue queue queue queue queue queue queue queue queue queue."
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
armoured ninja dogs with swords in their mouths
Suddenly, BONK! Thousands of them!!
So, aren't centipedes pretty cool? I mean, they have all those legs and are really fast, and eat everything.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Gristknife
Ever burn a buisness card? Exact same feeling.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Just a teapot
What do you know about Annelida? I have a report due on Wensday.
Insert witty one-liner here.
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Wennsday? Ha! It ought to be on Octemday.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
I had Rice Krispies for breakfast.
You know, it makes perfect sense that the Darkspawn look like ninja now in Dragon Age II, because ninja can hide perfectly, so all the ninja-Darkspawn in Dragon Age: Origins were hiding, whereas all the non-ninja Darkspawn were easily visible!
I just thought it might be a good opportunity to commemorate one of the forum's oldest and dearest traditions.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable