Good Name For A Rock Band

Free Range Fingers, my mum was trying to describe a thief, but we concluded that aforementioned phrase would be a good name for a bluegrass band.

The Trump Administration would be a good cheeickly ironic name for a ska-punk band.

Especially if it comes true. Oh god... EDIT: God fucking dammit...

Pointless Space Dragon

edited 20th Dec '16 5:58:22 PM by MaxwellDaring

My family loves this sorta' thing. It usually results from very odd statements or A Rare Sentence or such. We're also big music lovers, so I suppose that helps maybe.

Mass Chicken Genocide, which...well, it KINDA' strikes me as some form of metal band. Hell, it could just be a concept album name that parodies PETA media or even just a whole thing about a KFC Erzats or something.

Itchy Junk, which sounds kinda like a Punk Rock band or such to me.

Rapid Fire Grandma...well, I really admit to not knowing what to say about this one, but I can't say I couldn't NOT consider it probably applying SOMEWHERE. Maybe it'd sound better as Rapid Fire Fogey or something of that nature. Maybe a more comedic thrash sound or something a bit Avant Garde?

And probably many others I can't remember that sound somewhat more sensible.

edited 3rd Sep '15 7:56:42 PM by StarvingGecko

Horse Tornado

Vengeful Nightmare, anyone?

Fake Fun Sacs

Weedhead Tramp. After a 1944 mugshot of a woman that's been circulating online - her crimes were listed as "weedhead, tramp". It was suggested they play bluegrass.

edited 8th Sep '15 7:31:12 AM by MikeK

Fatal Dick Injection. Although I'm torn as to whether it should be a band or a solo artist stage name - "Fatal Dick" Injection, like Weird Al Yankovic.

Iron Void. I'm reading Ozzy Osbourne's biography and at one point he mentions writing the phrase as graffiti outside the rehearsal space at an early Black Sabbath rehearsal. Definitely a name for some form of Doom Metal act.

edited 10th Sep '15 7:57:06 PM by MikeK

Electric Grandslam.

How about the Donald Trump Cards?

i got some good ones:

Purge Corruption

and

Corruption Purge

sounds like maybe Death/Black/Doom Metal

How's "Full House Flush" sound to you lot?

I like it, but to me it evokes a Country band rather than Rock.

I know it's a poker reference, but I also can't help imagining someone putting a DVD of Full House in the toilet. I might be alone on that one though.

Going Underground. Named after The Jam song of the same name.

"Hello, everyone. We are... Going Underground" (cue the concert kicking-off in style)

Makeshift Wonders - from Melvins' "Suicide In Progress". You could also paraphrase the full lyric ("There are lots of makeshift wonders, seven in the world") into Seven Makeshift Wonders.

The Deniers, anyone?

Sin Wagon (from a Dixie Chicks song)

Three More Consonants and a Vowel

The Finger Snappers

The Flaming Anteaters

True Daily Double

The Crazy Cat Ladies

The Logrollers

Satan's Sandwich. What one of my coworkers had labeled their lunch bag yesterday.

Unfettered Black Magic

Tic Tac Toe Tag. Someone brought it up in a discussion about why hashtags are called such - I pointed out that "tic tac toe tag" sounds like a game played among coroners ^note you know, using the toe tags on dead bodies to play tic tac toe...

edited 20th Sep '15 10:43:09 PM by MikeK

Implied Centaur Rape

Lightsaber Horse Cocks

Superhero Zombie Invasion

edited 22nd Sep '15 2:08:42 PM by MaxwellDaring

The Mercurial Eruptions. From a 19th century drug ad. Looking it up, it turns out "mercurial eruptions" were lesions that occurred as a side effect of treating syphilis with mercury... But if you wanted to be less gross about it, you could use "mercurial" in the sense of "impulsive" and claim you chose the name because the inspiration for your music comes in sudden bursts of creative impulse.

edited 22nd Sep '15 11:08:01 PM by MikeK