Professional Inexplicable Entity
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
The Machines are Against Me
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
American Parasite (taken from a spam subject line a friend reported - the exact quote was "You may be infected with the: american parasite... !". Maybe Infected With The American Parasite! could be their nearly-eponymous first album)
edited 26th Oct '14 6:38:22 PM by MikeK
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
Total Beast
Somehow you know that the time is right.
Also: Ghost Moose. My mom was telling me about a nature program she saw about moose, which mentioned this - basically, global warming is causing ticks to live longer in winter, and they're preying on moose, causing pale skin and loss of fur
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edited 26th Oct '14 9:35:50 PM by MikeK
European Reptile Dysfunction Crisis
Porcelain Ladies. At the thrift store I work at, we got in a bunch of porcelain dolls in elaborate Victorian-ish dress; when I heard one of my supervisors refer to them as such, I noted that it could be the name of some kind of Glam Rock band.
Pubic Hair Disruption
Paradox Cascade
Testicular Uppercut
edited 5th Nov '14 2:43:13 PM by MaxwellDaring
The Floating Slab Project is apparently a subway construction project that's going to make me have to take a shuttle bus to work a few times this month. But it also could be the name of an arty rock band.
edited 7th Nov '14 1:48:17 PM by MikeK
rollin' on dubs
A long time ago, when a drooling Independence Day (or ID4) fanboy was stinking up a rec.arts.sf newsgroup, another poster took him down pointing out the plot holes and bad writing. He ended with this gem:
"So, ID4 is a mess of bad writing, cliches and ham acting. Independence Day Bites The Big Bawanger."
Case Closed...
edited 10th Nov '14 7:47:39 PM by TairaMai
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48
Salmon Oscillations
I wanna make a band called Nucular Diabeetus just to see people have to force themselves to say it "correctly".
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
Die or Die
Somehow you know that the time is right.
Perpetually tired
Definition of Dependence.
Transgender Goldfish.
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Misfits In Time
Light Tree
As pointed out somewhere in the comments to an article about discredited scientific theories, Phlogiston would be a good name for a song or album by a Def Jux-affiliated rapper. And Flat Earth Society already is the name of a band... But Flat Earth News isn't taken yet, and some of their headlines would also make good song titles ("The Earth Has No Motion", "Galileo Was a Liar", "Science Insults Your Intelligence").
edited 24th Nov '14 9:08:13 AM by MikeK
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Jericho Tribute Band: Master of 1004 Holds.
Overheard on a Let's Play: Anime Girl Kratos.
edited 25th Nov '14 2:54:00 PM by PhilosopherStones
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
82123
For an electronic music act or a DJ, Trevor Whatever.
But someone already used that, so I dropped one of the Es and made it Trevor Whatevr. 
Someone posted an old humor article from the Chicago Tribune, and I found it a source for a few potential band names: Math Riot, Victory Over Fermat, The Delirious Wizards, and The Supertheorists.
Fish Sentinels
Cannibal Posthuman Mafia
Supersonic Centaur
edited 30th Nov '14 8:26:47 PM by MaxwellDaring
Seismic Hyperblast
Seismic Explosion
Solar Beam
Dragon Rage
Flail of Skulls
Bumbleby is best ship. busy spending time on r/RWBY and r/anime. Unapologetic Socialist
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
The People's Republic of Mushroom
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Defective Christmas
Chasing Shadows