Bloody Fossil
Ultradense Cluster.
They do very heavy astronomy-themed prog rock.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
MY EYES
Aborted Panda Fetus
Tactical Urination
Sleeper Agents For Satan
Food Worker Apocalypse
edited 4th Aug '14 3:06:30 PM by MaxwellDaring
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
3 microphones forever
Inspired by this tumblr
: Danger Dog. Or, even better, King Danger Dog. Danger Cat and Danger Kitty have a ring to them too. As do Dharma Dog, Enlightened Dog, Enlightened Chicken, and Seek Joy Dog.
edited 8th Aug '14 11:07:04 AM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
MY EYES
3 microphones forever
Beverly Hills Cthulhu. Actually based on a rather awesome I Read That As moment I had with a DVD of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
is on the verge of a great collapse today
Stealing First Base sounds like a perfect name for an emo (as in listened to by stupid kids wearing "DEFEND POP PUNK" wifebeaters and not, like Fugazi or some shit) band tbh.
Also, this is seriously the most cliche wagnsty shit ever but "My Phone Screen is Brighter Than I Future" is a good ass name for a song.
Shit I need an album title.....
edited 18th Aug '14 10:06:54 PM by RoboZombie
MY EYES
Wax Cool-Aid
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Duder
There's a few I've seen lately that look nice.
United States of Emergency
Julius Seizure
Starquake
Slowly working on my TV show.
MY EYES
Meatloaf Wizard
edited 23rd Aug '14 6:14:16 PM by MaxwellDaring
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Mad Scientist Wannabe
Squirrel Death Spasms
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
Feed Us Fetus
Somehow you know that the time is right.
MY EYES
Insane Kidney Mentality
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
3 microphones forever
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Unfortunately, 80's punk band Dayglo Abortions kinda beat you to that one.
Pizza Systems
Mellow Mayonnaise
Fruits Of The Sea
Juicy Meat Of Aging Bacon
All of the above taken from a google translate version of a Japanese Pizza Hut menu.
edited 1st Sep '14 8:49:34 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
MY EYES
Microbe Wonderland
Vintage Bacon
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Disturbingly mustachioed.
Deny Ragnarok
Cooperative Copulation Associate (From a Portal fanfic)
Night Parade of One Hundred Demons
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
MY EYES
Diesel Bait
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Lesbian Bed Death - source
Genghis Khan's Used Horses
Perpetually tired
Solitude Lapse
The Eccentric Electric
Flashpoint Fifty
Living The Fever Dream
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
The Black Suit Presidents
Bloodpunk
The Realities
The crying tables
Rampage Drive
Natural dancers
u see wut I did thar
edited 4th Sep '14 3:53:37 AM by ElectricNova
A nice butterfly
@Mike K
That was exactly what I was aiming for 
.
I mean. Pop music nowadays is generally innuendoish, so I will avoid it, but grab any song you lik and add that for fun.
"Sweet Emotion - In my pants" (Aerosmith)
"Kashmir - In my pants" (Led Zeppelin)
"Everybody wants some! - In my pants" (Van Halen)
"Revolution - In my pants" (The Beatles)
"Comfortably Numb - In my pants" (Pink Floyd)
And so on and so forth
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Beef Whip
Probably more of an album title, but Killing The Clown Room. Came from a friend's facebook status about repainting an overly colorful room of his house.
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.