Made Of Forum Win

Over in the Gunnerkrigg Court thread a funny exchange just sort of happened. Read Canidaemon's post here, then skip to here and keep reading until #4487.

That's could almost be a Simpsons gag. A good Simpsons gag.

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If I hadn't refreshed before posting that second quote, I could have been two for two in replying to posts I hadn't yet read.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku

Best. Troll. Ever.

Kill all math nerds

Eh, I prefer the one from that Billy Goats Gruff story, honestly.

Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.

This is pretty funny.

Thanks for the all fish!

Holy crap, I read that before but it took me till just now to get the pun!

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I didn't get it at first either, but yeah. That pun was, dare I say it, go- *shot*

I didn't get it until the discussion spilled over to the following page.

Fresh-eyed movie blog

I didn't get it until Tzetze clarified with "Au". It was Tzetze, right? Shit, now I have to doubleczech.

edited 5th Jan '11 8:01:41 PM by BlackWolfe

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.

We make that pun all the time, guys. C'mon. C'mon.

I still liked it, though.

That is one pun I always like.

"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."

We do? The only other time I remember it coming up was when everyone had "periodic table" avatars.

I was Calcium!

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I would've been Potassium...

Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.

Fast Eddie was Iron. That was neat.

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So I would be a Boron/Tungsten compound?

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.

At first, I didn't get it, but when someone else quoted it as "Au", I understood.

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.

I'm slowly going through and grabbing as many IJBM forum wins as I can

As I am on a phone, it will be slow, so I grabbed the two I liked most so far (since my last post) before going to save other, non quoted ones. If it requires context, I'll include it

So please guys, help!

Edit: I'll fix formatting later >.>

Freezair in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is kind of a Mary Sue":

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Is kind of a Mary Sue
And if you ever saw him 
You might even think so too 
All of the other reindeer 
Liked to laugh at him a lot 
But when you get down to it 
He still tends to warp the plot! 
Sure he had a glaring flaw, 
But as Santa said: 
"Rudolph, with your former vice, 
Won't you be my plot device?" 
That makes everyone love him 
So they wrote a goofy song, 
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, 
You weren't written to do wrong!

Scrye in "Republicans claiming "America must be saved"":

Two trolling tropers go round the outside 
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trolling tropers go round the outside 
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back 
Back again 
Scrye is back 
Tell a friend 
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back 
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...
Na na na, na, na, na, na na na 
Na na na, na, na, na, na na na
I've been drinkin a Monster 
Cuz nobody wants to be honest no more 
They want Scrye, I'm just trolling 
Well, if you want Scrye then this is how I'm rolling 
Some brutal honesty mistaken for bullying 
Some Dos Eqs to shake up the Yackfest hugging 
While I'm chugging it and gettin scolded for it 
Cuz some tropers don't approve, but they ain't told to pour it (Cheers!) 
You judge too much, cuz you ain't old enough for it 
But I'm back, buildin my stack and out smokin a newport 
I know that it you don't really care for it 
But I'll drag all I want with all the other supporters 
Well LGBT ain't fans of me 
Same with the wapanese, but they can suck on these 
I don't care about your figurines 
So please re-rail the thread before I leave 
So, I lose my mind, whenever you whine 
Fuck that, you were bullied one time, now you're online 
But get crazy, cuz I'm about to get racy 
I just finished taking photos, FUCK YOU AC!!
Now this looks like a thread for me 
So everybody holler for me 
Cuz we need a little controversy 
And it feels so boring without me 
I said this looks like a thread for me 
So everybody holler for me 
Cuz we need a little controversy 
And it feels so boring without me
Adolescents, kids feelin rebellious 
Embarrassed that their parents still limit privileges 
They start feelin like dating is helpless 
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells TITS! 
A pickup artist, approaching is hardest 
Could start to relate, then the datin' is marvelous 
A player, so let me just lay 'er and ask 
All the other girls out while you just sit on your ass 
And they get faster, faster than Fast Eddie 
To bend over the bed and shake that ass, that ass for me 
Yeah, I'm back da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 
Went to CAX, now I'm off to be another sinner 
Entered into a war to win another for the winners 
Standin at attention, cold in the winter 
It's interesting, so many examples for Wrestling 
From a nest of people more left than the West Wing 
(BZZT!) Testing your patience, please 
Feel the tension, soon as someone inb4's me 
On the internets, the Ad Sense is free 
I'm deuces, you sent PM's to me?
Now this looks like a thread for me 
So everybody holler for me 
Cuz we need a little controversy 
And it feels so boring without me 
I said this looks like a thread for me 
So everybody holler for me 
Cuz we need a little controversy 
And it feels so boring without me
I tisk and task it, I'll go tit for tat wit' 
Every troper who's posting this shit, that shit 
Don Zabu, how's the view from the kid's table? 
Let me know when you talk to someone other than a screen saver 
And CD? You can get thumped by Bobby 
You seventeen-year-old high-horsed Nazi 
You don't know me, it's over, let go 
Nobody doesn't get a laugh out of your posts 
Now let's go, holler for the mods 
Or you can stand for yourself and take your own shots 
I'm here if you need me, feelin sour with power 
You think I'm bad now? You've never seen me get louder 
But sometimes the shit just seems 
Everybody only wants to yell at me 
So this must mean I'm frus-tra-ting 
But it's just me, I'm a Marine! 
No I'm not the first king of controversy 
I am the worst thing since Moe, Larry and Curly 
To act a fool so damn op-en-ly 
And use it to cause hi-lar-i-ty 
(Hey!!) Here's a concept that works 
Twenty million other grunt tropers emerge 
But no matter how many fish in the sea 
It'll be so boring, without me
Now this looks like a thread for me 
So everybody holler for me 
Cuz we need a little controversy 
And it feels so boring without me 
I said this looks like a thread for me 
So everybody holler for me 
Cuz we need a little controversy 
And it feels so boring without me
Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la 
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la 
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tropes!\\

edited 6th Jan '11 2:33:50 PM by Icalasari

I wonder what a strip tease from a creature made of souls would be like?

Another saved Mo FW batch

EDIT: I'll fix it when on my comp. Right now, well, let's just say iPhones SUCK at scrolling:

OOZE in "Everything I eat is wrong":

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER- YTHING YOU EAT IS WRONG
FAT'S PROTEIN, C IS D, AND GRAPES ARE LONG
AND EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT WAS JUST SO HEALTHY REALLY HURT YOUR BODY!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYT- HING YOU EAT IS WRONG
SO LOSE YOUR DIET AND SING ALONG
ALL YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS
EVERYTHING YOU EAT IS WRONG!

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DYRE in "There are no Black People in NASCAR:"

And the only reason they aren't better than white people at hockey is because it's not a real sport. You can tell because Canadians are good at it.

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Eriksson in "I have a feeling IJBM is going to get cleaned out soon."

This thread is kind of like if an orchestra onboard the Titanic suddenly decided it would be a good idea to play the theme from Jaws.

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Black Wolfe in "My EX-best friend is a bitch who drank my coke"

Little hard to reproduce on a phone, so:
was used to spell IJBM

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Snowbull and Tze Tze combo in "I can't bring myself to complain in OTC and YF":

~Snowbull~
It just feels wrong. Like I'm profaning something. Maybe I'll just bitch in Visual Arts.

~Tze Tze~
Bitch in Live Performance and claim that it was a live internet art installation.

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Edmania in "Religion threads in IJBM":

Unless you're Raw Power, where it takes like one thread.

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Chaz Finster and Socky combo in "Sockpuppets dying off at an alarming rate.":

~Chaz Finster~
Socky? I wish you were real.

~Socky~
Me too.

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Clarste in "THE KITTY VIRUS IS SPREADING!":

My cat died of the kitty virus about a month ago.

In his final days, he lacked the strength to swallow so he started drooling everywhere. When he wanted to jump up onto my bed, he looked up at me and then his head slowly tilted downwards to stare at the ground; his neck wasn't strong enough to hold his head up. When he finally died, he was stretched out in an awkward position; he had always been squirming to make himself comfortable but this was impossible because of the constant pain.

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Demongodofchaos 2, Zersk, and Bobby G combo (according to Best Of) in "Telling kids Santa Claus is real":

~Demongodofchaos 2~
With a movie based on the Scrye book called Scrye, the adventures of the ever wonderful fuckable Scrye, Directed by Scrye, Produced by Scrye, Edited by Scrye, staring Scrye!

~Zersk~
Sounds like The Room.

~Bobby G~
I don't plan on having kids, but if I ever do, I will not be telling them that there's a Santa Claus. If they're anything like me, they'll believe it without question (because, hey, why would Dad lie to me?) and they'll either accidentally find the truth out when they're little and be distraught (as happened with the Easter Bunny) or they'll only figure out the truth when they're older and be furious with me for lying to their face and furious with themselves for having been so stupid.

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Sivartis in "Westboro Baptist Church":

I've just had an idea for what is perhaps a more fitting afterlife for the WBC than burning in hell.

Simply put, upon death, an adult member of the WBC will become a ghost. This will come with the standard-issue atrribute of being undetectable to the senses of living humans. However, they will also be undetectable to other ghosts. Meaning they will be able to observe everything that goes on around them, but unable to stage any form of noticeable protest.

And they will be unable to leave the bounds of The Castro.

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merton in "Are we going to be "totally radical" in thirty years?":

My hobby: mixing the slang of different eras. "Yo, compadre! This biznass is 100% copacetic! How tubular and fab it is just makes me LMAO, ya dig? 23 skidoo, daddy-o!"

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Anthologist in "This Osaka-face":

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Madrugada in "@Forum, please stop eating our posts."

Saved. Will post link later

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Noimporta in "I do not like this avatar.":

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

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Vampire Buddah in "Can Dell jack up their prices anymore?":

I'm thinking about using my Christmas money to get a new laptop, and I've been looking at some prices. Apple and Sony are right out, because I'm not paying an extra €500 for prettiness. There's a couple of IB Ms, but most of the laptops on sale are Dells. Dells used to make reasonabl

edited 6th Jan '11 3:17:24 PM by Icalasari

I wonder what a strip tease from a creature made of souls would be like?

Leaving snarky comments in each one as she went.

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Central: When I get on my laptop, I'll try to save the thread, then upload it and put the link in the post

EDIT: Thread saved. I'll put it up soon, but first, off to save more Mo FW

edited 6th Jan '11 2:35:22 PM by Icalasari

I wonder what a strip tease from a creature made of souls would be like?

Ok, I went all the ways to page 120. Seems to be that nearly any Mo FT is too old at that point and currently gone

So here is the last batch:

Maturity Incarnate in "Republicans claiming "America must be saved"":

Beep boop both parties are reprehensible whirrrrr silly to talk about which is marginally worse blip.

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Vorpy in "How some connected member got me banned...":

He's not replying which means this is a dead thread with no solution. Let's quit posting in it and report it.

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Black Dove in "The word "rolf"":

Do not correct this poor boy's mistake, why, you are no better than the hair lint I grow from my belly button!

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Sand Josieph in, "Those Pesky Heroes Keep Trying To "Rescue" My Daughter!":

Saved the whole thread. I shall upload and link to it later

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Bur in ""Christmas is getting too commercial!"":

When I was little I knew myrrh came from trees, but I always got "frankincense" confused with "Frankenstein". So I always thought Jesus got gold, a plant, and a monster from the Three Wise Men.

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Hentie in "Hideaki Anno Supposedly Heats Hentai and Fetishization":

Blu-blu-BUGAWK?!?!?!?! ( >///< )

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Meeble in "Cleavage and eye-contact; and creepiness...":

I'm of the mind that anyone wearing clothing that accentuates certain body parts should not got offended when the attention of others is drawn to said parts.

In fact, my feelings would be kinda hurt if people didn't look down every time I wear my crotchless pants. That's putting all of my time and effort to waste!

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The whole of "Gingerbread men living in gingerbread houses":

Saved. Will put in link later

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The whole of "How Forums Don't Spontaneously Burst Into Song":

Saved. Will put in link later

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Tnophelia (Vorpy) in "Man-hating lesbians":

"BAH HUMBUG I HATE MEN, IM GONNA SIT IN MY HOUSE ALL FRIDAY AND WATCH THE L WORD"

Then suddenly Eva Niza Scrooge was visited by the 3 ghosts of heterosexuality. They proceded to Bukkake

THEN SHE WAS ENLIGHTENED, AND REMEMBERED WHAT BEING A WOMAN WAS ALL ABOUT

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emperorzaige in "Draco In Leather Pants subjective":

~emperorzaige~
{ Bad move. Do not put this post back again. This discussion is not about maturity level. —Madrugada}

...

~Mr AHR~
I do. evil grin

Wait, holy shit, Zaige, did you just unthump your post?

~emperorzaige~
I sure did. Wanna make something of it?

~Mr AHR~

Nice knowing ya dude. I can't even hate you for it, just laugh at it.

~Fast Eddie~
Well, I want to make something of it. Goodbye.

~lordzaige~
[[we don't actually have a thump message for this much stupid all in one post]]

~MEPT 72~
MEPT Approves of this course of events and sees no way this could end negatively.

~Edmania~
lololo ban evazion

~Nyarly~
You know, there is a another trope that comes to my mind at the moment: What An Idiot.

~MEPT 72~
MEPT Approves of the new Thump.

~Mr AHR~
I love this site.

NOTE: I saved this particular page. If you want the page itself, PM me

edited 6th Jan '11 3:15:59 PM by Icalasari

I wonder what a strip tease from a creature made of souls would be like?

I read all that, and then thought "I'mma go over to the MoFW thread and nominate Icalasari for archiving the MoFWs!" Then I realized I'm already here.

So, indeed, a MoFW to Icalasari for saving so many old MoFWs!

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Word.

Thanks CA

So, which hosting service should I use for the ones that were less moments and more thread?

I wonder what a strip tease from a creature made of souls would be like?

I don't know. I was gonna ask that, myself.

Drop a word over in Quickie Questions.

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